truck

White in the middle with black on both sides.

"But isn't that navy bl-"

"NOPE SHUT UP, DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!"

Comcast: Internet, TV, voice, chicken coops.

For the cost of a couple sawzall blades, you too can make your Saturn into a hazard on wheels!

Otherwise known as the 'Maroon Monstrosity.' Available on the Knoxville Craigslist page for $3,000. Although, since it's technically two cars in one, each of them is only $1,500. That's how it works, right?

No need to be embarrassed, you'll perfect that wheelie technique eventually.

~NSHA

Non-factory upgrades... you're doing it RIGHT!