toilet

The user found this in his apartment upon move-in. Gross....

Great, now what do I do with it? Drain pipes, anybody?

"Long story short. Toilet lift arm broke. Unusable for two weeks. I asked my husband to pleeeeease fix it. Came home to this... a giant hook in the wall and a bungee holding up the lift arm. Brilliant. All I need is a new husband and I'm good to go."

Let this be a warning to all of you non-toilet fixing husbands out there! Don't be naughty! Fix that potty!

In his later years, Superman needed a few upgrades to his changing location.

~NSHA

Yeah, you drink that beer, buddy! It's well deserved.

If you haven't, just say so! Don't string me along or anything!