toilet

Because urinatural at it!

Just find something to stuff with toilet paper and all is well. Even if that something is a freaky ceramic ducky bowl.

It's always nice to have a little privacy. Emphasis on "a little."

In the war of the toilet seat positions there are no winn... wait is that a washing machine in the bathroom? I don't think I don't want those fragrances associated with my fresh laundry.

~NSHA

Note the use of a screwdriver glued to a screw to hold the flapper in, a miscellaneous piece of rubber instead of a chain, and for the finale, a piece of cellophane to tie it together! 10/10 would stay at this hotel again.

If your signal ever gets jammed, just call Rescue Router for help.

"Long story short. Toilet lift arm broke. Unusable for two weeks. I asked my husband to pleeeeease fix it. Came home to this... a giant hook in the wall and a bungee holding up the lift arm. Brilliant. All I need is a new husband and I'm good to go."

Let this be a warning to all of you non-toilet fixing husbands out there! Don't be naughty! Fix that potty!

Just buy a new toilet tank and plop it in the old one!

Rolling Rock? I'm more of a Point Special man, myself. But different strokes.

(WI shoutout!)

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack