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~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
Never pee your pants again! Well, at least the bottom half of your pants.
Yeah, you drink that beer, buddy! It's well deserved.
"OH CRAP, WHERE'D YOU GO???"
Great, now what do I do with it? Drain pipes, anybody?
In his later years, Superman needed a few upgrades to his changing location.
American Standards, that is.
There best be a flush knob disguised as a recliner level on the other side.
That's the POWER of the Home Depot!
New heater was mounted on the wall, just close enough to the flush to stop the handle going down.