toilet

Here to take a dump? Toilet jokes, memes ,and everything in between will provide you with hours of mirth while you snicker behind your hand. So whether your humor is already as dirty as the flush handle, or you're looking to expand outwards, this hilarious toilet humor will have you chuckling in no time.

urinal leaky toilet toilet - 7106379264
By Robert
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Just find something to stuff with toilet paper and all is well. Even if that something is a freaky ceramic ducky bowl.

bathroom kludge nature toilet - 5036862208
By Unknown
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Cons: no privacy, no toilet paper, you can't lean back, it might collapse, very very cold.

Pros: the front side of the box looks like a hungry face.

~NSHA

racing stripes toilet - 6033615872
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Buckle your seatbelts, everybody, it's going to be a wild ride!

By Unknown
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After the Toilet of Terror earlier this week, it seems like the infection is spreading to thrones throughout the world. Someone's either really eager to get rid of their waste, or this is the world's smallest jacuzzi.

~NSHA

bathroom brush drainage flush flushing scrub brush stopper toilet - 6506087168
By E
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On occasion, a toilet's drainage stopper can have a bit of floating problem, in that it won't be totally airtight. This will make the stopper float upward, causing water to continuously drain out of the tank. Enter scrub brush to save the day (and the water bill...)!

And stay closed plumber Professional At Work toilet - 4576706560
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But that feeling of panic when it starts to overflow will still ruin your day. ~Not-So-Handy Andy