toilet

Privacy is overrated.

American Standards, that is.

In his later years, Superman needed a few upgrades to his changing location.

~NSHA

After the Toilet of Terror earlier this week, it seems like the infection is spreading to thrones throughout the world. Someone's either really eager to get rid of their waste, or this is the world's smallest jacuzzi.

~NSHA

"Long story short. Toilet lift arm broke. Unusable for two weeks. I asked my husband to pleeeeease fix it. Came home to this... a giant hook in the wall and a bungee holding up the lift arm. Brilliant. All I need is a new husband and I'm good to go."

Let this be a warning to all of you non-toilet fixing husbands out there! Don't be naughty! Fix that potty!

"I'm trying to sleep, shut up!"

Great, now what do I do with it? Drain pipes, anybody?