"Pillbottle floatball upthrust."
Now there's a phrase I thought I would never say.
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Homeowner-crafted custom bidet! Cold water only!
The user found this in his apartment upon move-in. Gross....
Great, now what do I do with it? Drain pipes, anybody?
Cons: no privacy, no toilet paper, you can't lean back, it might collapse, very very cold.
Pros: the front side of the box looks like a hungry face.