toilet

"OH CRAP, WHERE'D YOU GO???"

Just find something to stuff with toilet paper and all is well. Even if that something is a freaky ceramic ducky bowl.

It's always nice to have a little privacy. Emphasis on "a little."

On occasion, a toilet's drainage stopper can have a bit of floating problem, in that it won't be totally airtight. This will make the stopper float upward, causing water to continuously drain out of the tank. Enter scrub brush to save the day (and the water bill...)!

A lot of plumbers will go out of business once this fix gets out.

You would scream like that too if you knew the things it's seen.

~NSHA

Shall we call them "hot flushes?"

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Never pee your pants again! Well, at least the bottom half of your pants.

But that feeling of panic when it starts to overflow will still ruin your day. ~Not-So-Handy Andy