Before the invention of the diaper, the streets of Europe were a bit more of an eyesore.
Finding a good solution isn't hard: you just have to applier yourself!
Or lean back. Or sit down. Really, just don't use this bathroom at all.
Just find something to stuff with toilet paper and all is well. Even if that something is a freaky ceramic ducky bowl.
Cons: no privacy, no toilet paper, you can't lean back, it might collapse, very very cold.
Pros: the front side of the box looks like a hungry face.
How about measure five times, cut once? Just to be sure.
A lot of plumbers will go out of business once this fix gets out.
Buckle your seatbelts, everybody, it's going to be a wild ride!