toilet

The user found this in his apartment upon move-in. Gross....

For when those s'mores give you the runs.

New heater was mounted on the wall, just close enough to the flush to stop the handle going down.

"OH CRAP, WHERE'D YOU GO???"

"Long story short. Toilet lift arm broke. Unusable for two weeks. I asked my husband to pleeeeease fix it. Came home to this... a giant hook in the wall and a bungee holding up the lift arm. Brilliant. All I need is a new husband and I'm good to go."

Let this be a warning to all of you non-toilet fixing husbands out there! Don't be naughty! Fix that potty!

On occasion, a toilet's drainage stopper can have a bit of floating problem, in that it won't be totally airtight. This will make the stopper float upward, causing water to continuously drain out of the tank. Enter scrub brush to save the day (and the water bill...)!

Rolling Rock? I'm more of a Point Special man, myself. But different strokes.

(WI shoutout!)

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

Toilet etiquette, the household equivalent of guerrilla warfare.

~NSHA

When you've got to s*, it's got to fit!