toilet

Would you care for a bucket of our 2009 Chateaux de Céramique? ~NSHA

"Long story short. Toilet lift arm broke. Unusable for two weeks. I asked my husband to pleeeeease fix it. Came home to this... a giant hook in the wall and a bungee holding up the lift arm. Brilliant. All I need is a new husband and I'm good to go."

Let this be a warning to all of you non-toilet fixing husbands out there! Don't be naughty! Fix that potty!

Because urinatural at it!

Great, now what do I do with it? Drain pipes, anybody?

If your signal ever gets jammed, just call Rescue Router for help.

Somebody was on a roll!

From the submitter:

"The only place for the dryer to vent in the new house is out of a small window inside the downstairs water closet. It took a couple of reused bed slats to get it to stay on the toilet. Safety first!"

When you've got to s*, it's got to fit!

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~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

The question of who will sit upon the Two-ply Throne has been answered.