toilet

From the submitter:

"The only place for the dryer to vent in the new house is out of a small window inside the downstairs water closet. It took a couple of reused bed slats to get it to stay on the toilet. Safety first!"

"Pillbottle floatball upthrust."

Now there's a phrase I thought I would never say.

Speaking of upthrusting, click that vote button!

Here's something you should know about the internet: it's fueled by poop and fart jokes. So here's your free poop joke. Cherish it. Share it. Love it.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

So check and mate, wifey!

Somebody was on a roll!

In his later years, Superman needed a few upgrades to his changing location.

~NSHA

Or would this be my drunk bathroom? I really can't tell. Either way, there's no way it's sanitary.

~NSHA

"Long story short. Toilet lift arm broke. Unusable for two weeks. I asked my husband to pleeeeease fix it. Came home to this... a giant hook in the wall and a bungee holding up the lift arm. Brilliant. All I need is a new husband and I'm good to go."

Let this be a warning to all of you non-toilet fixing husbands out there! Don't be naughty! Fix that potty!

First, we brought you The Screamer. Next, The Jacuzzinator threatened to destroy everything you hold dear. In this chilling conclusion, the subtle yet haunting Gurgler strikes with its chainsaw-like taunts.

http://thereifixedit.failblog.org/2011/09/03/white-trash-repairs-another-toilet-problem/

http://thereifixedit.failblog.org/2011/08/29/white-trash-repairs-toilet-of-terror/