toilet

Yeah, you drink that beer, buddy! It's well deserved.

From the submitter:

We got a crack in our toliet seat and, so, for a quick fix, we duct taped it. But my mom wanted it to look pretty so she put it all around the toliet in multiple colors instead of just on where the crack is.

You would scream like that too if you knew the things it's seen.

~NSHA

When you've got to s*, it's got to fit!