tax dollars at work

Pot hole, pot plant. Same thing.

~NSHA

Or right. Or behind you. In fact, you should probably just close your eyes all together.

~NSHA

I love the dude standing in the back, pretending like he can't help out in a very real way. "No, ees not shovel. Ees prescription walking stick."

~Not-So-Handy Andy

He just had to hang up in desperation.

~NSHA

Then fix it, dear taxpayer, dear taxpayer, dear taxpayer. ~NSHA