Because counting "3 Massachusetts" is just too self-referential.
Had to take the tennis balls off, didn't want him getting anywhere.
Pot hole, pot plant. Same thing.
Little-known fact: Canadian health insurance also covers inanimate objects. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
And this is why taxes are a good thing. ~Not-So-Handy Socialist Andy
I love the dude standing in the back, pretending like he can't help out in a very real way. "No, ees not shovel. Ees prescription walking stick."
Aw, come on. They even circled it in the picture! ~Not-So-Handy Andy