tax dollars at work

Should have gotten the ones with the sexy lady silhouette, just so ET doesn't get any ideas.

~NSHA

They're a real hive of ingenuity.

~NSHA

And this is why taxes are a good thing. ~Not-So-Handy Socialist Andy

In the Chinese province of Heilongjiang, the Public Transport Company replaced the emergency-use hammers with pairs of yellow bricks on all city buses.

"The special hammers are expensive and people were always stealing them," explained a spokesperson from the Harbin Public Transport Company. "We don't think anybody will be interested in stealing bricks."

Or right. Or behind you. In fact, you should probably just close your eyes all together.

~NSHA

As a gambling addict, I'm going to put everything on the lamp post. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Aw, come on. They even circled it in the picture! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Then fix it, dear taxpayer, dear taxpayer, dear taxpayer. ~NSHA

Bad Idea: Playing Slug Bug with your road-painting partner.

Horrible Idea: Playing Slug Bug with your co-pilot.

~NSHA