overkill

Too bad this fort fell out of the tree, that's really going to hinder our progress.

~NSHA

From the submitter:

My broadband got changed from 10Mbit to 100Mbit and my cheap routers kept burning up.

Look, we all hate it when the guy at Jiffy Lube tells us our alignment is off, but maybe once in a while they aren't full of crap.

~NSHA

They seemed like an unlikely couple, but quickly became inseparable.

~NSHA

Some cell phones may give you cancer. This one gives you a case of melted face. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Magneto really needs to find a new mode of transportation.

~NSHA

On the plus side, now you can make one of the doors lead to a room of angry tigers. For burglars. Or something.

~NSHA

We need to color-code these. It'll be functional and stylish.

~NSHA