overkill

Looks like they chose the boat over the mystery box.

~NSHA

Some cell phones may give you cancer. This one gives you a case of melted face. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

...not anymore, though!

Beware the tiny, smelly minotaur.

~NSHA

From the submitter:

So I get up today and the kids are up before me watching TV. That's fine, it Sunday, got to sleep in, figured I go check my email and puts around online for a few. Later I go into the living room, to turn the TV so I can start watching Game highlights before the Super Bowl, but can not find the remote. I mean I searched everywhere. The usual places... In the couch cushions, under the couch, behind the couch and behind the TV.... nowhere to be found.

He'll always stay there, but he might take a bite or two out of your coat. ~NSHA

On the plus side, now you can make one of the doors lead to a room of angry tigers. For burglars. Or something.

~NSHA

And I wholeheartedly support this sort of thing. ~Not-So-Handy Andy