overkill

It's the seventh wonder of the third world. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

It's first test run was not a success.

...not anymore, though!

They really shouldn't have trusted me with this project, I can hardly even blog corectly.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

After clogging the toilet with his paper towel idea, he vowed to never run out again.

~NSHA

From the submitter:

So I get up today and the kids are up before me watching TV. That's fine, it Sunday, got to sleep in, figured I go check my email and puts around online for a few. Later I go into the living room, to turn the TV so I can start watching Game highlights before the Super Bowl, but can not find the remote. I mean I searched everywhere. The usual places... In the couch cushions, under the couch, behind the couch and behind the TV.... nowhere to be found.

If this was my neighbor, I would sign him up for enough junkmail to fill every drawer in that bin. That would make him feel good, right?

~NSHA

Meanwhile, inside the automobile...

Faster! They're catching up!

~NSHA

Looks like they chose the boat over the mystery box.

~NSHA