overkill

Beware the tiny, smelly minotaur.

~NSHA

Don't worry guys:

I got this.

It's not a faulty windshield wiper, the perpetrators of crops circles are trying their hand at something new.

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/9dfb86ad-7fc1-489f-8281-4d06f7ecbd9f.jpg

After clogging the toilet with his paper towel idea, he vowed to never run out again.

~NSHA

He'll always stay there, but he might take a bite or two out of your coat. ~NSHA

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And you'll get all the ladies. All of them. But don't be surprised if they have some taped on parts, too.

~NSHA

From the submitter:

So I get up today and the kids are up before me watching TV. That's fine, it Sunday, got to sleep in, figured I go check my email and puts around online for a few. Later I go into the living room, to turn the TV so I can start watching Game highlights before the Super Bowl, but can not find the remote. I mean I searched everywhere. The usual places... In the couch cushions, under the couch, behind the couch and behind the TV.... nowhere to be found.