overkill

Oh god, that webcam is watching me.

Don't worry guys:

I got this.

Some cell phones may give you cancer. This one gives you a case of melted face. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

If this was my neighbor, I would sign him up for enough junkmail to fill every drawer in that bin. That would make him feel good, right?

~NSHA

You know, you wouldn't want to get it hot or anything. ~NSHA

Look, we all hate it when the guy at Jiffy Lube tells us our alignment is off, but maybe once in a while they aren't full of crap.

~NSHA

Destruction derbies are a lot less fun when motorized vehicles aren't allowed.

~NSHA

Nice and streak-free though!

~NSHA