overkill

Destruction derbies are a lot less fun when motorized vehicles aren't allowed.

~NSHA

This discount lumber pile behind Lowes is a great way to save money on fixing your tenants. And if they complain? LOL EVICTIONS.

~NSHA

He'll always stay there, but he might take a bite or two out of your coat. ~NSHA

If this was my neighbor, I would sign him up for enough junkmail to fill every drawer in that bin. That would make him feel good, right?

~NSHA

Look, we all hate it when the guy at Jiffy Lube tells us our alignment is off, but maybe once in a while they aren't full of crap.

~NSHA

This one can almost go a whole day without recharging!

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Looks like they chose the boat over the mystery box.

~NSHA

Looks like the new Vacation movie is right on schedule!

~NSHA

Don't worry guys:

I got this.