overkill

And I wholeheartedly support this sort of thing. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

You know, you wouldn't want to get it hot or anything. ~NSHA

Look, we all hate it when the guy at Jiffy Lube tells us our alignment is off, but maybe once in a while they aren't full of crap.

~NSHA

I've seen photos of this thing floating around for a while, but never did it occur to me that it's in fact a real product. Available from Hammacher Schlemmer, this Wenger tool holds the Guinness Word Record for being the most multi-functional penknife. Kudos to you if you can name all of its fucntions. If not, here's a real Swiss guy going over how ridiculous this thing really is.

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I'm pissed they took the laser out.

Nice and streak-free though!

~NSHA

Oh god, that webcam is watching me.

Of course, Al Gore being pleased means he has to show you a 2 hour slideshow about exactly why he is pleased, and how much his pleasure is going to increase in the future.

~NSHA

Just like in the game, anyone who is able to jump between the connections deserves it.

~Not-So-Handy Andy