From the submitter:
"My hippie parents have been "repurposing" my whole life. This particular creation is a favorite. It doesn't tip over! The sad thing is, that my dad has TWO of them!"
Don't go getting cited for drunk mowing now!
He's probably watching a video on how to look like an elitist while doing everyday chores. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
And it even matches the color!
Want all the comfort of a tractor mower without any of the precision? Then buy Frankenmower! Dandelions beware! It also doubles as a snow plow. Bonus!
This is what you get when you hire the department of redundancy department to mow your lawn.
What? You're telling me that there's a way to make Segways useful? NO WAI!
Dad, I thowt we were goin to McDownalds?
Don't worry kiddo, we are. Just 17 more turn, 4 empty grass bags, a couple hedge trimmings and we're on our way!
"Found out that the old pull-handle was permanently attached to the broken cord... so I pinned things down a little!"