lawn mower

Or else I'm gonna mow you down!

Also great for a quick mohawk.

~NSHA

They're slow and only work for about an hour before they get full, but they get the job done! Eventually...

Lawn mowing is an art, people!

But seriously, this looks like it could be in an art gallery. Not kidding.

What? You're telling me that there's a way to make Segways useful? NO WAI!

That was a horrible pun. Toro-ly unacceptable. Deerest apologies.

For the reddest of necks only! For real, though, well done, random Craigslist user. That's some impressive ingenuity right there!

It's a big boy now, it can handle itself!