lawn mower

Oh man, sitting around while my machine does every thing is so much work! I better install a fan. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Or else I'm gonna mow you down!

This is what you get when you hire the department of redundancy department to mow your lawn.

From the submitter:

Bagger broke? There, I fixed it. This leaf scoop solves the problem with leaves piling up in front of the mower deck and pushes the bulk to the curb. Though it will shove your leaves to the curb, you don't want to use this on a busy road because you will certainly get a few strange looks.

Don't go getting cited for drunk mowing now!

It only has one speed: awesome.

Want all the comfort of a tractor mower without any of the precision? Then buy Frankenmower! Dandelions beware! It also doubles as a snow plow. Bonus!

And it even matches the color!

"The last big storm stole my seat off my lawn mower, so I decide to appease Mother Nature by reusing a grocery store bag over top a pillow. Much more comfy, too!"

Mother Nature would be proud! Although I don't think she's too happy on a count of the fact that you keep beheading all of little grass children every two weeks.