lawn mower

It's a big boy now, it can handle itself!

For the reddest of necks only! For real, though, well done, random Craigslist user. That's some impressive ingenuity right there!

He's probably watching a video on how to look like an elitist while doing everyday chores. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

That was a horrible pun. Toro-ly unacceptable. Deerest apologies.

Want all the comfort of a tractor mower without any of the precision? Then buy Frankenmower! Dandelions beware! It also doubles as a snow plow. Bonus!

Think of it as a really badass rear spoiler.