lawn mower

Dad, I thowt we were goin to McDownalds?

Don't worry kiddo, we are. Just 17 more turn, 4 empty grass bags, a couple hedge trimmings and we're on our way!

~NSHA

"The last big storm stole my seat off my lawn mower, so I decide to appease Mother Nature by reusing a grocery store bag over top a pillow. Much more comfy, too!"

Mother Nature would be proud! Although I don't think she's too happy on a count of the fact that you keep beheading all of little grass children every two weeks.

This is what you get when you hire the department of redundancy department to mow your lawn.

It's a big boy now, it can handle itself!

From the submitter:

Bagger broke? There, I fixed it. This leaf scoop solves the problem with leaves piling up in front of the mower deck and pushes the bulk to the curb. Though it will shove your leaves to the curb, you don't want to use this on a busy road because you will certainly get a few strange looks.

It only has one speed: awesome.

With society going paperless, what's to come of all those paperclips? They can replace springs in lawmowers apparently...

This is what happens when you need to mow and the factory tank leaks. It just needs refilling every 15 minutes.