lawn mower

And it even matches the color!

Or else I'm gonna mow you down!

Dad, I thowt we were goin to McDownalds?

Don't worry kiddo, we are. Just 17 more turn, 4 empty grass bags, a couple hedge trimmings and we're on our way!

~NSHA

"Found out that the old pull-handle was permanently attached to the broken cord... so I pinned things down a little!"

It only has one speed: awesome.

That was a horrible pun. Toro-ly unacceptable. Deerest apologies.

Also great for a quick mohawk.

~NSHA

God only knows what kinds of foul horrors lurk down there!

From the submitter:

Bagger broke? There, I fixed it. This leaf scoop solves the problem with leaves piling up in front of the mower deck and pushes the bulk to the curb. Though it will shove your leaves to the curb, you don't want to use this on a busy road because you will certainly get a few strange looks.

Want all the comfort of a tractor mower without any of the precision? Then buy Frankenmower! Dandelions beware! It also doubles as a snow plow. Bonus!