lawn mower

What? You're telling me that there's a way to make Segways useful? NO WAI!

"Found out that the old pull-handle was permanently attached to the broken cord... so I pinned things down a little!"

Don't go getting cited for drunk mowing now!

Think of it as a really badass rear spoiler.

Oh man, sitting around while my machine does every thing is so much work! I better install a fan. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

God only knows what kinds of foul horrors lurk down there!

This is what you get when you hire the department of redundancy department to mow your lawn.

They're slow and only work for about an hour before they get full, but they get the job done! Eventually...

For the reddest of necks only! For real, though, well done, random Craigslist user. That's some impressive ingenuity right there!

That was a horrible pun. Toro-ly unacceptable. Deerest apologies.

This is what happens when you need to mow and the factory tank leaks. It just needs refilling every 15 minutes.