lawn mower

And it even matches the color!

With society going paperless, what's to come of all those paperclips? They can replace springs in lawmowers apparently...

Don't go getting cited for drunk mowing now!

Oh man, sitting around while my machine does every thing is so much work! I better install a fan. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

He's probably watching a video on how to look like an elitist while doing everyday chores. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

"Found out that the old pull-handle was permanently attached to the broken cord... so I pinned things down a little!"

Lawn mowing is an art, people!

But seriously, this looks like it could be in an art gallery. Not kidding.

For the reddest of necks only! For real, though, well done, random Craigslist user. That's some impressive ingenuity right there!

"The last big storm stole my seat off my lawn mower, so I decide to appease Mother Nature by reusing a grocery store bag over top a pillow. Much more comfy, too!"

Mother Nature would be proud! Although I don't think she's too happy on a count of the fact that you keep beheading all of little grass children every two weeks.

God only knows what kinds of foul horrors lurk down there!

It's a big boy now, it can handle itself!

What? You're telling me that there's a way to make Segways useful? NO WAI!

This is what happens when you need to mow and the factory tank leaks. It just needs refilling every 15 minutes.