lawn mower

Or else I'm gonna mow you down!

It only has one speed: awesome.

With society going paperless, what's to come of all those paperclips? They can replace springs in lawmowers apparently...

And it even matches the color!

Want all the comfort of a tractor mower without any of the precision? Then buy Frankenmower! Dandelions beware! It also doubles as a snow plow. Bonus!

Lawn mowing is an art, people!

But seriously, this looks like it could be in an art gallery. Not kidding.

This is what you get when you hire the department of redundancy department to mow your lawn.

Oh man, sitting around while my machine does every thing is so much work! I better install a fan. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

"The last big storm stole my seat off my lawn mower, so I decide to appease Mother Nature by reusing a grocery store bag over top a pillow. Much more comfy, too!"

Mother Nature would be proud! Although I don't think she's too happy on a count of the fact that you keep beheading all of little grass children every two weeks.

God only knows what kinds of foul horrors lurk down there!

For the reddest of necks only! For real, though, well done, random Craigslist user. That's some impressive ingenuity right there!