lawn mower

Think of it as a really badass rear spoiler.

Oh man, sitting around while my machine does every thing is so much work! I better install a fan. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

What? You're telling me that there's a way to make Segways useful? NO WAI!

With society going paperless, what's to come of all those paperclips? They can replace springs in lawmowers apparently...

This is what happens when you need to mow and the factory tank leaks. It just needs refilling every 15 minutes.

This is what you get when you hire the department of redundancy department to mow your lawn.

From the submitter:

"My hippie parents have been "repurposing" my whole life. This particular creation is a favorite. It doesn't tip over! The sad thing is, that my dad has TWO of them!"

Dad, I thowt we were goin to McDownalds?

Don't worry kiddo, we are. Just 17 more turn, 4 empty grass bags, a couple hedge trimmings and we're on our way!

~NSHA

Don't go getting cited for drunk mowing now!