lawn mower

It only has one speed: awesome.

He's probably watching a video on how to look like an elitist while doing everyday chores. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

This is what you get when you hire the department of redundancy department to mow your lawn.

"Found out that the old pull-handle was permanently attached to the broken cord... so I pinned things down a little!"

Lawn mowing is an art, people!

But seriously, this looks like it could be in an art gallery. Not kidding.

From the submitter:

Bagger broke? There, I fixed it. This leaf scoop solves the problem with leaves piling up in front of the mower deck and pushes the bulk to the curb. Though it will shove your leaves to the curb, you don't want to use this on a busy road because you will certainly get a few strange looks.