lawn mower

Don't go getting cited for drunk mowing now!

He's probably watching a video on how to look like an elitist while doing everyday chores. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

"The last big storm stole my seat off my lawn mower, so I decide to appease Mother Nature by reusing a grocery store bag over top a pillow. Much more comfy, too!"

Mother Nature would be proud! Although I don't think she's too happy on a count of the fact that you keep beheading all of little grass children every two weeks.

With society going paperless, what's to come of all those paperclips? They can replace springs in lawmowers apparently...

Lawn mowing is an art, people!

But seriously, this looks like it could be in an art gallery. Not kidding.

It only has one speed: awesome.

They're slow and only work for about an hour before they get full, but they get the job done! Eventually...

Also great for a quick mohawk.

~NSHA