lawn mower

What? You're telling me that there's a way to make Segways useful? NO WAI!

This is what you get when you hire the department of redundancy department to mow your lawn.

Don't go getting cited for drunk mowing now!

God only knows what kinds of foul horrors lurk down there!

Or else I'm gonna mow you down!

Oh man, sitting around while my machine does every thing is so much work! I better install a fan. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

They're slow and only work for about an hour before they get full, but they get the job done! Eventually...

Dad, I thowt we were goin to McDownalds?

Don't worry kiddo, we are. Just 17 more turn, 4 empty grass bags, a couple hedge trimmings and we're on our way!

~NSHA