ladder

"Just grab the ladder." "No." "Come on, it's literally right there. Like, seriously. I can almost reach it" "No dude, I heard about this new thing called workers' comp. I haven't checked, but I'm sure we'll be eligible. Don't you want free money?"

~NSHA

Or as I like to call it, "The Pyramid of Increased Insurance Premiums."

One leg of the ladder too short? Just get a bucket!

Excuse me, I believe it specifically states not to use the top step. Please expand your barbecue and try again.

~NSHA

Never use power tools near water. Any other rules of construction this guy is violating?

Removal will cost extra though. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I can picture it perfectly, this is a Canadian remake of Ocean's Eleven where a gang dresses up like construction workers to break into Tim Horton's to obtain their original Dutchie recipe.

~NSHA

Good choice on taking the ladder position sir, for all of our sakes.

~NSHA