ladder

I'll be back in 20 minutes.

~NSHA

Oh no! These signs must have fallen off the person who holding up the whiteboard and got stuck to this ladder. Better get it out of the way and go find him.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Excuse me, I believe it specifically states not to use the top step. Please expand your barbecue and try again.

~NSHA

No way! They need to get to Cumbaya and sing campfire songs ASAP!

~NSHA

From the submitter:

It has like, 8 different height settings

Or as I like to call it, "The Pyramid of Increased Insurance Premiums."

An eight foot ladder, a four foot pool, and a ten foot board add up to a whole lot of safety hazards.

And due to superstition, the front door was never opened again.

~NSHA