ladder

Components: android phone, electrical tape, ladder, 2x2 beam and a power adaptor for long operating time. Works. Checkmate.

"Your sauce will mix with ours, and we'll make nice goulash, baby!" ~Not-So-Handy Andy (possibly Jack Black)

One leg of the ladder too short? Just get a bucket!

According to submitter Locspocs TM, this lamppost is located in Hungary in an ex-Pioneer facility; the leisure park apparently lacked maintenance during the last few decades.

It's a bit after Christmas, but understandable. The submitter probably just got released from the hospital for the electrick shock he sustain from this.

~NSHA

Removal will cost extra though. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

They must have been having a fire sale.

~NSHA

Excuse me, I believe it specifically states not to use the top step. Please expand your barbecue and try again.

~NSHA