From the submitter:
My dad was told he had to fix the 25 foot tall skylight one hour before company came over, and this creature was born.
Shh, nobody tell him skylight's can be fixed from the roof.
...just use these tools, they said.
If only this were in 1960s San Francicso, it would be perfectly camouflaged. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
My neighbor's contraption to keep the rain off you when going into the basement
Laern to spell, fool!
What a great outdoor above-ground pool! I know the perfect place for it.