While most people praise fiber optic cable for it's low cost, little do they realize that shoe laces are a viable alternative.
We were all blind to what was going on.
Almost as dangerous as the stairs of Khazad-dum. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
You couldn't turn a corner in Ariel's home without running into some silverware. ~NSHA
We tied it to the gutter on the other side. What could go wrong?
Clearly, someone couldn't find their koozie.
We don't want you to freeze to death, but don't think that means we want you to be comfortable. Enjoy.
Laern to spell, fool!
What a great outdoor above-ground pool! I know the perfect place for it.
...just use these tools, they said.