From the submitter:
My dad was told he had to fix the 25 foot tall skylight one hour before company came over, and this creature was born.
Shh, nobody tell him skylight's can be fixed from the roof.
You couldn't turn a corner in Ariel's home without running into some silverware. ~NSHA
What a great outdoor above-ground pool! I know the perfect place for it.
Surprise! We put it in the back corner of the house!
We tied it to the gutter on the other side. What could go wrong?
We don't want you to freeze to death, but don't think that means we want you to be comfortable. Enjoy.
Clearly, someone couldn't find their koozie.
If only this were in 1960s San Francicso, it would be perfectly camouflaged. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
The age-old problem of finding a entertainment center on the side of the road strikes again. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Why are Troll contractors the only type of contractors?
Protip: Move to Seattle. You'll never have to fix an air conditioner again!