home improvement

Clearly, they failed that class. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Why are Troll contractors the only type of contractors?

This is what it looks like when I clear my browser's cache.

~NSHA

...just use these tools, they said.

We don't want you to freeze to death, but don't think that means we want you to be comfortable. Enjoy.

~NSHA

You couldn't turn a corner in Ariel's home without running into some silverware. ~NSHA

Surprise! We put it in the back corner of the house!

~NSHA

Laern to spell, fool!

Quick, someone invent that! Call it "Wood Glue". We'll be rich I tells ya, RICH! ~NSHA

After the initial back and forth of: "Get your bus outta my house!" "Get your house away from my bus!" ~Not-So-Handy Andy