home improvement

Sorry fixers, due to some craziness beyond our control here at TIFI headquarters there won't be a Historical Thursday post today. Check back next week for an especially kludgy write-up of ancient workarounds. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Quick, someone invent that! Call it "Wood Glue". We'll be rich I tells ya, RICH! ~NSHA

This discount lumber pile behind Lowes is a great way to save money on fixing your tenants. And if they complain? LOL EVICTIONS.

~NSHA

What a great outdoor above-ground pool! I know the perfect place for it.

~NSHA

The age-old problem of finding a entertainment center on the side of the road strikes again. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Almost as dangerous as the stairs of Khazad-dum. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

While most people praise fiber optic cable for it's low cost, little do they realize that shoe laces are a viable alternative.

~NSHA

Clearly, they failed that class. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

After the initial back and forth of: "Get your bus outta my house!" "Get your house away from my bus!" ~Not-So-Handy Andy

From the submitter:

My dad was told he had to fix the 25 foot tall skylight one hour before company came over, and this creature was born.

Shh, nobody tell him skylight's can be fixed from the roof.