food

THOSE WERE YOUR CHILDREN!

~NSHA

Since Pringles' R&D is obviously well behind, someone could maybe try taking a crack at it themselves using a (well-cleaned) deodorant bottle and a stack of very specifically shaped potato chips.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

Millions of hard to open peaches, peaches for me.

~NSHA

Be disappointed that the only thing you find important enough to power is your iPod. ~NSHA

While this looks cool, there's no way it would work without getting sauce all over your hands or constantly awkwardly readjusting it every 2 seconds.

~Not-So-Handy Cynical Andy

You squeeze every last drop out, because your mother told you not to waste. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

As curious as I am, I think I'd rather not know what kind of animal that is. ~Not-So-Handy Andy