food

It's normal to want to lick your keyboard, right? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

While this looks cool, there's no way it would work without getting sauce all over your hands or constantly awkwardly readjusting it every 2 seconds.

~Not-So-Handy Cynical Andy

I'd rather go into a state of emergency than a state of minor hunger.

~NSHA

You couldn't leave well enough alone, could you? You had to attempt to combine the world's greatest game with a world's greatest food. You flew too close to the sun, my friend.

~NSHA

Be disappointed that the only thing you find important enough to power is your iPod. ~NSHA

Putting a bird on it is so January. Want whatever juices are inside? Just add a tap and screw!

~NSHA

If the taste isn't to your liking, a lick of the fork will drastically alter your taste buds.

~NSHA