THOSE WERE YOUR CHILDREN!
Ah screw it, this month-old casserole isn't going to heat itself.
You squeeze every last drop out, because your mother told you not to waste. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
While this looks cool, there's no way it would work without getting sauce all over your hands or constantly awkwardly readjusting it every 2 seconds.
~Not-So-Handy Cynical Andy
If Sam had his way, the trip to Mordor would have been very different. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Oh, did you think we were going to eat it? Haven't you heard, wasting food is the manliest game! ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Hope you like your flapjacks with a little bit of melted plastic!
Why let the power supply's heat go unused? Drill some holes in it and warm up those pastries!