food

Burning cardboard? Pieces of fence? Cinder blocks?

We could take a lesson from you, good sir.

~NSHA

By breakfast I mean a 2:30am light meal. And by champions I mean someone who has been up for 44 straight hours and it currently on a controlled substance.

~NSHA

Hope you like your flapjacks with a little bit of melted plastic!

~NSHA

As curious as I am, I think I'd rather not know what kind of animal that is. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

After not being able to twist it open, he offered to run it under hot water. She had a different plan in mind.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Can't breath.... laughing.... too hard...

I'd rather go into a state of emergency than a state of minor hunger.

~NSHA

Why let the power supply's heat go unused? Drill some holes in it and warm up those pastries!

If the taste isn't to your liking, a lick of the fork will drastically alter your taste buds.

~NSHA