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Just kidding. I just love a nice pink lemonade after a long #2.

~NSHA

If the taste isn't to your liking, a lick of the fork will drastically alter your taste buds.

~NSHA

It's normal to want to lick your keyboard, right? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

By breakfast I mean a 2:30am light meal. And by champions I mean someone who has been up for 44 straight hours and it currently on a controlled substance.

~NSHA

Since Pringles' R&D is obviously well behind, someone could maybe try taking a crack at it themselves using a (well-cleaned) deodorant bottle and a stack of very specifically shaped potato chips.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

Why let the power supply's heat go unused? Drill some holes in it and warm up those pastries!

I'd rather go into a state of emergency than a state of minor hunger.

~NSHA

Ah screw it, this month-old casserole isn't going to heat itself.

~NSHA

Hope you like your flapjacks with a little bit of melted plastic!

~NSHA

Can't breath.... laughing.... too hard...

"What? I can't hear you over the drill!" I'll just keep going!"

~NSHA