food

Be disappointed that the only thing you find important enough to power is your iPod. ~NSHA

By breakfast I mean a 2:30am light meal. And by champions I mean someone who has been up for 44 straight hours and it currently on a controlled substance.

~NSHA

What better way to celebrate Halloween than with a pumpkin filled with alcohol? Let me guess: you were just on autopilot and you were going to carve Ecce Homo into your pumpkin this year? Well think again!

Putting a bird on it is so January. Want whatever juices are inside? Just add a tap and screw!

~NSHA

"What? I can't hear you over the drill!" I'll just keep going!"

~NSHA

You know you've done something right when Gordon Ramsay finishes the food you made. 

I'd rather go into a state of emergency than a state of minor hunger.

~NSHA

Don't worry, he's a doctor. With an iron.

~NSHA