"What? I can't hear you over the drill!" I'll just keep going!"
Why let the power supply's heat go unused? Drill some holes in it and warm up those pastries!
Putting a bird on it is so January. Want whatever juices are inside? Just add a tap and screw!
It's normal to want to lick your keyboard, right? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Burning cardboard? Pieces of fence? Cinder blocks?
We could take a lesson from you, good sir.
Salad, not good for anything.
THOSE WERE YOUR CHILDREN!
What better way to celebrate Halloween than with a pumpkin filled with alcohol? Let me guess: you were just on autopilot and you were going to carve Ecce Homo into your pumpkin this year? Well think again!
After not being able to twist it open, he offered to run it under hot water. She had a different plan in mind.