dangerous

Guy 1: Cleaning gutters with a leaf blower. Guy 2: Holding him up with JUMPER CABLES.

Oh yeah, she's a real beaut. Brand new, loud, attracts all the ladies. The emissions are awful though.

~NSHA

See, everyone is useful after retirement. You just have to cut them in half first. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

It's first test run was not a success.

On a completely unrelated matter, does it seem dizzy in here? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I saw this in a movie once, The Temple of something. Pretty sure everything turned out okay. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Must be those concrete-based adjuncts. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Warning, do not drive more than 0 miles on duct taped tires. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Clearly, they failed that class. ~Not-So-Handy Andy