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Must be those concrete-based adjuncts. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Oh yeah, she's a real beaut. Brand new, loud, attracts all the ladies. The emissions are awful though.

~NSHA

Personally, if I had the realization that I was watching Dr. Phil in the tub on a Saturday night, I would probably just pull the TV in with me. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

He doesn't even have a seat belt.

~NSHA

Hmmm, that giant beam halfway through may be a problem. That's okay, you can just jump while sliding and then jump again. That's how physics works, right?

~NSHA

Oh, it's plugged in? Then it should be fine.

~NSHA

They charged $200 for installation and $700 for pizza. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Those staples will keep the house up. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

It's first test run was not a success.