dangerous

Close the window! You're letting out all the carbon monoxide. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

It's first test run was not a success.

Try not to drip any paint on the stairs. Thanks. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Hmmm, that giant beam halfway through may be a problem. That's okay, you can just jump while sliding and then jump again. That's how physics works, right?

~NSHA

Some call it "influenced by multiple architectural styles."

Oh yeah, she's a real beaut. Brand new, loud, attracts all the ladies. The emissions are awful though.

~NSHA

Not surprisingly, they have the highest burn rate in the very small industry of sled-delivered goods. ~NSHA

How he's exactly doing that is anyone's guess. ~Not-So-Handy Andy