Not as fun as the Hungarian Bath, but I guess it gets the job done.
Must be those concrete-based adjuncts. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
No membership card? Luckily we also accept fifths as payment. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
On a completely unrelated matter, does it seem dizzy in here? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
We've found a winner for the world's largest blind spot.
What did they ever do to you?? Oh right, the damage and garbage everywhere thing. ~NSHA