dangerous

Those staples will keep the house up. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Close the window! You're letting out all the carbon monoxide. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

If I can't get a seatbelt, at least I'll go out sitting in my favorite chair. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Hmmm, that giant beam halfway through may be a problem. That's okay, you can just jump while sliding and then jump again. That's how physics works, right?

~NSHA

Someone, anyone: please tell me this is modern art. ~NSHA

Also, I think one of my front tires may be flat. ~Not-So-Handy Andy