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No sir, making your house lighter will not make it go faster. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

This is why I'm always scared to call Sears for an electrician. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

What do you mean? But it's an ATM size! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

When the British refer to weighing things in stone, is this what they're talking about? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Hmmm, that giant beam halfway through may be a problem. That's okay, you can just jump while sliding and then jump again. That's how physics works, right?

~NSHA

Warning, do not drive more than 0 miles on duct taped tires. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Also, I think one of my front tires may be flat. ~Not-So-Handy Andy