dangerous

Unfortunately, so do the neighbors. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

How he's exactly doing that is anyone's guess. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

If I can't get a seatbelt, at least I'll go out sitting in my favorite chair. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

You would think they would at least supply a spoon. Some common sense would be nice too. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I hope you're taking your passenger to the hospital, he has an extremely high temperature.

Hmmm, that giant beam halfway through may be a problem. That's okay, you can just jump while sliding and then jump again. That's how physics works, right?

~NSHA

The garage's loaner has seen better days. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Oh, it's plugged in? Then it should be fine.

~NSHA

Also, I think one of my front tires may be flat. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Don't jump Mr. A/C! I love you! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Ice. Cheaper than a fan. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

See what you have to do when you wear sandals on the wrong day? ~Not-So-Handy Andy