dangerous

If I can't get a seatbelt, at least I'll go out sitting in my favorite chair. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

If Sam had his way, the trip to Mordor would have been very different. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Hmmm, that giant beam halfway through may be a problem. That's okay, you can just jump while sliding and then jump again. That's how physics works, right?

~NSHA

Common sense is the most commonly left at home item. ~Not-So-Handy Andy