computer

The desklap? The toptop?

It doesn't make toast, but it does burn DVDs...

Because keeping it cool is more important than keeping dust out. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

A laptop table is too expensive and I had an old desktop, soooo....

"Barbie, how do I fix this computer?"

"Pop out the CMOS and hit DEL to run the startup utility, idiot! It's that little disc that looks like a dime!"

Modding is an art. Measuring is a skill.

"After a series of accidents I'll not go into, a couple of my computer keys were broken. A little card stock, and I saved some money on replacing the keyboard."