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"We received a shipment the other day with dry ice packed to keep it frozen. We did the same USB fan trick that was sent in by Acidcow, but amped it up a notch. We cut a hole in the side of the cooler, and aligned the dry ice packs to allow maximum airflow around them, then propped the lid open so that air is drawn in from the top by the fan, cooled by the dry ice, and blown on the computer user forthwith."

Consider me henceforth impressed!

No SATA connector on your PSU? No problem!

"Barbie, how do I fix this computer?"

"Pop out the CMOS and hit DEL to run the startup utility, idiot! It's that little disc that looks like a dime!"

The desklap? The toptop?

Not my lack of headset, not my parent's internet connection, not even the fact that I spent my last allowance on another month of WoW. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Because keeping it cool is more important than keeping dust out. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Naturally, the one held together with three kinds of tape is the only one that works.

"After a series of accidents I'll not go into, a couple of my computer keys were broken. A little card stock, and I saved some money on replacing the keyboard."

"It should be noted that this happened over a period of two years. One thing would break and we'd throw together a cheap fix. The other day I stumbled across this website with my girlfriend and was laughing pretty hard when BAM... looked down and instant irony!"

Polish funds don't cover the entire PC...