computer

Get down from there, Computer. You are not a bookshelf. You're not even made of wood!

Tweak the settings yourself they said. It'll be easy they said...

Polish funds don't cover the entire PC...

I would say it's magnificent, but the word magnificent doesn't quite do it justice.

Warning: drinking and surfing can lead to hours of facebook stalking, followed by deep regrets about your life choices.

~NSHA

"It should be noted that this happened over a period of two years. One thing would break and we'd throw together a cheap fix. The other day I stumbled across this website with my girlfriend and was laughing pretty hard when BAM... looked down and instant irony!"