computer

Only shove it in as hard as you can, then curse the heavens when it hits your shin later. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

That thing on the floor among the cookie crumbs and dust perfectly placed to get a few good kicks? His computer. And it even runs pretty quickly too.

Looking forward to sweltering temperatures this summer? Now, with this fan fix, you can be marginally less sweltering! You're welcome.

I would say it's magnificent, but the word magnificent doesn't quite do it justice.

"Hey guys! Hey... hey guys! Guys! Let's make a USB stick, but let's make it as unwieldy as possible! Genius!"

Teach me your ways!

Get down from there, Computer. You are not a bookshelf. You're not even made of wood!

It's a typing table for short people.

I may need to monitor my monitor a bit more closely.