If you have a little lack of hair at the back of your head, try applying a patch of duct tape. I promise people will stop staring at your bald spot.
Now if I could just train my helper monkey to use a lighter... ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Oddly enough, that's how his tail light got shot out in the first place. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
You went through all that effort and couldn't even put on a little paint on it? Not even Sharpie?. ~NSHA
Finally, a solution to the problem of undercarriage frost.
You don't want to see the carnage scattered around his garage. ~NSHA
You know, unless he already did. In which case, kudos to him. ~Not-So-Handy Andy