On second thought both of those sound horrible. Let's just call it a country pickup-mobile.
Duct tape? Plastic sheeting? Nonsense, only the finest linens for my car.
I hope you're taking your passenger to the hospital, he has an extremely high temperature.
Bomb? No, that's just a solar powered stopwatch attached to my dashboard. Actually, neither of those make much sense. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
A completely different take on the term woody. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Almost a perfect match!
The tape or the bungee cords?
Put your cinder blocks away, those wheels aren't worth anything.
It's not about the destination, it's about ruining the journey.
Flick lighter to activate seat warmer. ~NSHA