From the submitter:
Rich couldn't find his keys until 3 drill bits later. Now he doesn't need them.
User frailea says: For a long time I'd been wanting a hula doll for the dashboard of my truck, but the slope of the windshield just won't allow for it. My partner decided enough was enough. The hula doll is the worst hula doll I've ever seen. I particularly love her happy, vacant expression.