You know, to clear all the shoobies off of the beach.
In case your car ever gets stuck in a flood and can't breathe.
Oddly enough, his insurance only covers injuries that occur as a direct result of kludging. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
A Russian license plate? I never would have guessed. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
"The rocket on the car, the no parking sign, the roof, the palm tree, expired tags... did I miss any?"
"I have a screwdriver for an antenna, so you're probably not getting this message."