car

A Russian license plate? I never would have guessed. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Heated seats, anybody?

This bad boy has the split chassis of a Chevrolet S-10 pickup truck, and can go up to 65 miles per hour. Not to mention the sweet farm animals designs on the dashboard!

"The rocket on the car, the no parking sign, the roof, the palm tree, expired tags... did I miss any?"

Some people say I eat too many chocolate bars...

You know, to clear all the shoobies off of the beach.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

"What can I say? I was feelin' jacked up, so I said 'screw jacking this thing up!'"