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For an added touch, you can cover the can with red saran wrap to make people think you're going backwards.

Just kidding, don't do that. Safety first, kids.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

Not sure why the plastic wrap gas cap, but I feel so much safer!

Otherwise known as the 'Maroon Monstrosity.' Available on the Knoxville Craigslist page for $3,000. Although, since it's technically two cars in one, each of them is only $1,500. That's how it works, right?

Well, I guess that's one way to make sure you don't get separated when the guy in front is the only one who knows where he's going. Unless they're going to drive up a mountain like in those Ford commercials and they're planning to use climbing rope for cars.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

Or else I'm gonna mow you down!