car

You know what else goes a long way? 500 dollars for hood repair.

You know that hitches are things, right?

This bad boy has the split chassis of a Chevrolet S-10 pickup truck, and can go up to 65 miles per hour. Not to mention the sweet farm animals designs on the dashboard!

Well, I guess that's one way to make sure you don't get separated when the guy in front is the only one who knows where he's going. Unless they're going to drive up a mountain like in those Ford commercials and they're planning to use climbing rope for cars.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

Presenting the... umm... dumpy... roller coaster stopper... thing... ride... yeah...

"Need a lift, buddy?" "Yeah, in more ways than one!"