car

Bro, you're obviously just jelly of my sick wheels. Just deal with it.

I'll take the boat. The truck. The motorcycle. And the other boat. You can have everything else.

~NSHA

We'll hold up the bumper if we work together! There's no "I" in kludge!

It's possible this kludge was only made to keep the trunk from flapping. Sure. That's it. Because if it were meant to keep someone from opening it, it would only work for someone on the inside right? And that would mean... never mind, I don't want to think about it.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack