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Mufflers are making a killing on the black market right now.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

It's possible this kludge was only made to keep the trunk from flapping. Sure. That's it. Because if it were meant to keep someone from opening it, it would only work for someone on the inside right? And that would mean... never mind, I don't want to think about it.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

Or else I'm gonna mow you down!