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Oh sweet jumpin' Jehosefram, there's nowhere to begin.

Otherwise known as the 'Maroon Monstrosity.' Available on the Knoxville Craigslist page for $3,000. Although, since it's technically two cars in one, each of them is only $1,500. That's how it works, right?

It's a conceptual mirror, because not only are you looking at the cars behind you, you're also looking at technology that's years behind its prime.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

Whenever we go for a ride with the top down in marginal weather, my wife asks "when are we going to get a wind screen?" There, I fixed it.

Literally! Where does it start? I can't tell!

Actually, I can't blame him. He probably can't see much of anything.