bumper

I was going to make a joke about the ADA card on the rear view mirror and how it explains the bumper, but something tells me that wooden't go over too well...

Apparently they needed another brake light. I'd say a clue is also high on their list of needs.

Who knew Woody Wagons got 40 MPG?

Any one got a spare?

At least the duct tape blends in with the color of the car... almost. It's not "broken," it's "having a certain rugged charm."

It's snowboarding season all year round.

Then you could say this idea just... well... sprung up!

"Bought this car for $300, I finally sold this car when the axle was about to rust out of the frame. I got $300 for it."

Now that's Das Auto! ... Wait, no, that's Volkswagen... You know what, I don't care, it's Das Auto anyway!

Clearly the owner of this car does not learn from their mistakes. The remnants of the first attempt to hold the bumper on with duct tape are clearly visible, yet there is more duct tape holding it on. There's a fine line between persistence and learning from your mistakes, people!

It needed a little bit more extreme.

See? This is why I only drive gray cars. Easy color matching!

From the submitter:

"If he were a car mechanic, I wouldn't have this bumper. Good thing he isn't a baker..."