bumper

Who needs collision insurance when you have four holes drilled and two red ty-wraps !

Then use grit, spit, and duct tape! Free, free, and, like, five bucks at the drug store.

One can observe the high levels of "Aww, screw it" on the front bumper.

Any one got a spare?

"Bought this car for $300, I finally sold this car when the axle was about to rust out of the frame. I got $300 for it."

Now that's Das Auto! ... Wait, no, that's Volkswagen... You know what, I don't care, it's Das Auto anyway!

The resemblance is uncanny!

Then you could say this idea just... well... sprung up!

I was going to make a joke about the ADA card on the rear view mirror and how it explains the bumper, but something tells me that wooden't go over too well...

At least the duct tape blends in with the color of the car... almost. It's not "broken," it's "having a certain rugged charm."

So much bump you'd think it was a speakerbox.