bumper

Then use grit, spit, and duct tape! Free, free, and, like, five bucks at the drug store.

At least the duct tape blends in with the color of the car... almost. It's not "broken," it's "having a certain rugged charm."

Any one got a spare?

"Tired" of using a regular old bumper?

And apparently it petrifies that wood too.

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We've got screws and tape! We've got everything you want, And all of my puns are lame!

Just a minor fender bender