bumper

Then you could say this idea just... well... sprung up!

Does this guy's bumper fall off every time he opens the door?

Really? You're going to waste perfectly good duct tape on a Daewoo?

"Bought this car for $300, I finally sold this car when the axle was about to rust out of the frame. I got $300 for it."

Now that's Das Auto! ... Wait, no, that's Volkswagen... You know what, I don't care, it's Das Auto anyway!

It's snowboarding season all year round.

Just a minor fender bender

So much bump you'd think it was a speakerbox.

I was going to make a joke about the ADA card on the rear view mirror and how it explains the bumper, but something tells me that wooden't go over too well...