bumper

See? This is why I only drive gray cars. Easy color matching!

From the submitter:

"If he were a car mechanic, I wouldn't have this bumper. Good thing he isn't a baker..."

Who knew Woody Wagons got 40 MPG?

Really? You're going to waste perfectly good duct tape on a Daewoo?

Any one got a spare?

Maybe our old pal Longbus had a son who wasn't fully formed.

But not essential enough for VW to install on their own. Essential only for looking like a total badass.

~NSHA

"Tired" of using a regular old bumper?

Who needs collision insurance when you have four holes drilled and two red ty-wraps !

That's wood from maple trees, so they need to extract the sap to make the maple syrup first.

Some people say I eat too many chocolate bars...