bumper

That's wood from maple trees, so they need to extract the sap to make the maple syrup first.

We'll hold up the bumper if we work together! There's no "I" in kludge!

Who needs collision insurance when you have four holes drilled and two red ty-wraps !

Nowadays bumpers are made out of plastic. Consider this a formal request of the auto industry to start making bumpers out of whatever Nokias are made out of... "noki-ite."

"Bought this car for $300, I finally sold this car when the axle was about to rust out of the frame. I got $300 for it."

Now that's Das Auto! ... Wait, no, that's Volkswagen... You know what, I don't care, it's Das Auto anyway!

So much bump you'd think it was a speakerbox.