bumper

"Mmm, it's all right. It could use more America."

"Bought this car for $300, I finally sold this car when the axle was about to rust out of the frame. I got $300 for it."

Now that's Das Auto! ... Wait, no, that's Volkswagen... You know what, I don't care, it's Das Auto anyway!

Who needs collision insurance when you have four holes drilled and two red ty-wraps !

From the submitter:

"If he were a car mechanic, I wouldn't have this bumper. Good thing he isn't a baker..."

Maybe our old pal Longbus had a son who wasn't fully formed.