bumper

Yes. This man drilled holes in his bumper and "sewed" it back together with zip ties.

The resemblance is uncanny!

Some people say I eat too many chocolate bars...

We've got screws and tape! We've got everything you want, And all of my puns are lame!

One can observe the high levels of "Aww, screw it" on the front bumper.

Then you could say this idea just... well... sprung up!

I was going to make a joke about the ADA card on the rear view mirror and how it explains the bumper, but something tells me that wooden't go over too well...

"Mmm, it's all right. It could use more America."

From the submitter:

"If he were a car mechanic, I wouldn't have this bumper. Good thing he isn't a baker..."

"Tired" of using a regular old bumper?

"Bought this car for $300, I finally sold this car when the axle was about to rust out of the frame. I got $300 for it."

Now that's Das Auto! ... Wait, no, that's Volkswagen... You know what, I don't care, it's Das Auto anyway!