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If that truck had a version of those "How's my Driving?" stickers, except it said "How's my Kludging?" I'd call the number.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

Then you could say this idea just... well... sprung up!

Who needs collision insurance when you have four holes drilled and two red ty-wraps !

It needed a little bit more extreme.

See? This is why I only drive gray cars. Easy color matching!

Then use grit, spit, and duct tape! Free, free, and, like, five bucks at the drug store.

So much bump you'd think it was a speakerbox.