bumper

I was going to make a joke about the ADA card on the rear view mirror and how it explains the bumper, but something tells me that wooden't go over too well...

Maybe our old pal Longbus had a son who wasn't fully formed.

Who needs collision insurance when you have four holes drilled and two red ty-wraps !

Does this guy's bumper fall off every time he opens the door?

Really? You're going to waste perfectly good duct tape on a Daewoo?

But not essential enough for VW to install on their own. Essential only for looking like a total badass.

~NSHA

That's wood from maple trees, so they need to extract the sap to make the maple syrup first.

Just a minor fender bender

Then you could say this idea just... well... sprung up!

We'll hold up the bumper if we work together! There's no "I" in kludge!

One can observe the high levels of "Aww, screw it" on the front bumper.