bumper

Then use grit, spit, and duct tape! Free, free, and, like, five bucks at the drug store.

It's snowboarding season all year round.

Nowadays bumpers are made out of plastic. Consider this a formal request of the auto industry to start making bumpers out of whatever Nokias are made out of... "noki-ite."

I was going to make a joke about the ADA card on the rear view mirror and how it explains the bumper, but something tells me that wooden't go over too well...

We'll hold up the bumper if we work together! There's no "I" in kludge!

And apparently it petrifies that wood too.

Clearly the owner of this car does not learn from their mistakes. The remnants of the first attempt to hold the bumper on with duct tape are clearly visible, yet there is more duct tape holding it on. There's a fine line between persistence and learning from your mistakes, people!

See? This is why I only drive gray cars. Easy color matching!