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By Robin
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Yes. This man drilled holes in his bumper and "sewed" it back together with zip ties.

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By Adrian
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Some people say I eat too many chocolate bars...

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By Serrena
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We've got screws and tape! We've got everything you want, And all of my puns are lame!

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By Jonas
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I was going to make a joke about the ADA card on the rear view mirror and how it explains the bumper, but something tells me that wooden't go over too well...

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By Uwe Bilger
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From the submitter:

"If he were a car mechanic, I wouldn't have this bumper. Good thing he isn't a baker..."
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By Unknown
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"Bought this car for $300, I finally sold this car when the axle was about to rust out of the frame. I got $300 for it."

Now that's Das Auto! ... Wait, no, that's Volkswagen... You know what, I don't care, it's Das Auto anyway!