bumper

"Tired" of using a regular old bumper?

The resemblance is uncanny!

Clearly the owner of this car does not learn from their mistakes. The remnants of the first attempt to hold the bumper on with duct tape are clearly visible, yet there is more duct tape holding it on. There's a fine line between persistence and learning from your mistakes, people!

We'll hold up the bumper if we work together! There's no "I" in kludge!

But not essential enough for VW to install on their own. Essential only for looking like a total badass.

~NSHA

One can observe the high levels of "Aww, screw it" on the front bumper.

See? This is why I only drive gray cars. Easy color matching!