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car bumper wooden bumper bumper - 6933883904
By Jonas
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I was going to make a joke about the ADA card on the rear view mirror and how it explains the bumper, but something tells me that wooden't go over too well...

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By Unknown
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If your theme is "badass," you certainly can't go wrong with chains.

bumper celica convertible duct tape fender front bumper sports car toyota - 6474934528
By Lamia
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At least the duct tape blends in with the color of the car... almost. It's not "broken," it's "having a certain rugged charm."

car hood hood duct tape bumper - 6877127168
By RolyTron
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Really? You're going to waste perfectly good duct tape on a Daewoo?

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By Serrena
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We've got screws and tape! We've got everything you want, And all of my puns are lame!

car bumper nokia bumper - 6791356672
By kraddon
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Nowadays bumpers are made out of plastic. Consider this a formal request of the auto industry to start making bumpers out of whatever Nokias are made out of... "noki-ite."

bumper cars holding it up wire - 5193825536
By Ems
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From the submitter:

On the first day of a 3-day trip, I rear-ended this rental car into another car. Instead of trying to find a replacement rental on the 4th of July weekend, I (with the help of the local police!) "fixed" the bumper that was hanging off the car. I then drove it another 400 miles before returning it to the rental place on the 3rd day. I had to stop every once in a while to tighten the wires. It was nerve wrecking!

bumper truck vermont - 5984816128
By Unknown
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That's wood from maple trees, so they need to extract the sap to make the maple syrup first.

car bumper carpenter wooden bumper bumper - 6853112832
By Uwe Bilger
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From the submitter:

"If he were a car mechanic, I wouldn't have this bumper. Good thing he isn't a baker..."
bumper volvo wood wooden bumper - 6446296320
By Unknown
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"Bought this car for $300, I finally sold this car when the axle was about to rust out of the frame. I got $300 for it."

Now that's Das Auto! ... Wait, no, that's Volkswagen... You know what, I don't care, it's Das Auto anyway!