bumper

Who knew Woody Wagons got 40 MPG?

But not essential enough for VW to install on their own. Essential only for looking like a total badass.

~NSHA

So much bump you'd think it was a speakerbox.

Then use grit, spit, and duct tape! Free, free, and, like, five bucks at the drug store.

I was going to make a joke about the ADA card on the rear view mirror and how it explains the bumper, but something tells me that wooden't go over too well...

Just a minor fender bender

Some people say I eat too many chocolate bars...

If your theme is "badass," you certainly can't go wrong with chains.