bumper

I was going to make a joke about the ADA card on the rear view mirror and how it explains the bumper, but something tells me that wooden't go over too well...

Then you could say this idea just... well... sprung up!

If your theme is "badass," you certainly can't go wrong with chains.

At least the duct tape blends in with the color of the car... almost. It's not "broken," it's "having a certain rugged charm."

Really? You're going to waste perfectly good duct tape on a Daewoo?

We've got screws and tape! We've got everything you want, And all of my puns are lame!

Nowadays bumpers are made out of plastic. Consider this a formal request of the auto industry to start making bumpers out of whatever Nokias are made out of... "noki-ite."

From the submitter:

On the first day of a 3-day trip, I rear-ended this rental car into another car. Instead of trying to find a replacement rental on the 4th of July weekend, I (with the help of the local police!) "fixed" the bumper that was hanging off the car. I then drove it another 400 miles before returning it to the rental place on the 3rd day. I had to stop every once in a while to tighten the wires. It was nerve wrecking!

It's snowboarding season all year round.

That's wood from maple trees, so they need to extract the sap to make the maple syrup first.

From the submitter:

"If he were a car mechanic, I wouldn't have this bumper. Good thing he isn't a baker..."

"Bought this car for $300, I finally sold this car when the axle was about to rust out of the frame. I got $300 for it."

Now that's Das Auto! ... Wait, no, that's Volkswagen... You know what, I don't care, it's Das Auto anyway!