bicycle

It's all about using tools to fix your problems... but what if the tool becomes the fix itself?

Carbon monoxide for everyone!

~NSHA

In a hurry? Late to work because your alarm clock went Benedict Arnold on you and decided not to ring this morning? Then take a page out of Romanian teenager Raul Oaida's book and wire a self-made jet engine to your bicycle! On his first test run, Oaida was able to reach a top speed of 26 MPH. Just think, no more running into work or class and having to recite a litany of sorries to everyone gawking at your tardy ass. Oh the humiliation!

Fun Fact: No-So-Handy Andy was also born on the year of the Dragon.

Because if it is, I want to start joining my (imaginary) girlfriend. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

... so I became a toolbox.

Why should soccer moms have all the cup holders?

It needs more bike!

From the submitter:

Transmission of vibrations are stopped by the bicycle's tube finally. The metal slot's are removed and replaced by tubes.

As an avid fan of of Dead Island I can attest that the amount of running around in this game really does feel like exercise.

~NSHA