bicycle

... so I became a toolbox.

Whatever, I was competing in fixie multiple-lance tournaments before it was cool. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

It's got a nice long rack so I can hang my sweater-vests out to dry on it.

Hate getting very little exercise but smelling horse farts? Then this is the vehicle for you!

~NSHA

Also known at the Sociable, the side-by-side tandem bike has actually been around since the 19th century. Commonly used for courting couples or newlyweds, the bicycle is seeing a resurgence with hackers and DIY enthusiasts. One guide by Instructables user carlitos is a simple weld job consisting of nothing more than an extra seat, pedals, crank and some tubing. I can't think of a more perfect wedding gift.

A Helivuckelbarrow!

And only the little light on the right actually works. The icing on the cake!

If your neighborhood BMX hills have a bit of a landmine problem, then go ahead and take this bike.

For more on how to get the party rolling, check out After 12!

The squeaky wheel gets the axe. ~NSHA