bicycle

Five minutes worth of very light exercise has never been so rewarding.

~NSHA

I have no idea what to think of this. It looks like a tiny avalanche hit a bike store and they just decided to go with it.

~NSHA

"When my wife's rear bike fender suffered "plastic fatigue," she put it back together with a hair clip! Gotta admire the can-do spirit."

Side effects of riding may include: sore back, sore butt, suddenly becoming 12...

If you drink a lot you just might need one.

For more on how to get the party rolling, check out After 12!

Who knows if it will snap and the bicycle will fall apart while you're riding it? Talk about suspensions with suspense!

Brilliant! It's a like a bike that's also a treadmill! Genius! ... Wait, they already invented those? They're called stationary bikes? %@*$@#(@!$!!!!!

"Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. I don't need hater blockers, bro, I've got perma-sunglasses."

-- Helen Keller

... so I became a toolbox.

But is it airtight?

Hold on to my wood if you want to live! ~NSHA