bicycle

Who knows if it will snap and the bicycle will fall apart while you're riding it? Talk about suspensions with suspense!

"Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. I don't need hater blockers, bro, I've got perma-sunglasses."

-- Helen Keller

Whatever, I was competing in fixie multiple-lance tournaments before it was cool. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Fur may be murder, but biking in the cold without gloves is practically suicide.

~NSHA

Fact: the majority of bike thieves are male. Fact: a male would be very uncomfortable on this seat.

~NSHA

"We need to start thinking in tandem here."

Because if it is, I want to start joining my (imaginary) girlfriend. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Usually my bike goes sleeveless, but today it was just feeling a fashion change, I guess!

He's taking "share the road" to a whole new level.

~NSHA

Not wearing a helmet: always a great plan! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Hold on to my wood if you want to live! ~NSHA