bicycle

It only has one speed: awesome.

Oh yeah, they better brake all right!

... so I became a toolbox.

Who needs a kickstand when you've got a kegstand built in?

If you drink a lot you just might need one.

The basket on the tricycle, for men who do the hunting and gathering (read: grocery shopping).

~Not-"Not So Handy Andy" Jack

Fact: the majority of bike thieves are male. Fact: a male would be very uncomfortable on this seat.

~NSHA

With a riot shield windshield just in case the snow tries any funny stuff.