bicycle

Turkey? Sorry, I'm still waiting for the Cyprus phone to ride by. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

"When my wife's rear bike fender suffered "plastic fatigue," she put it back together with a hair clip! Gotta admire the can-do spirit."

I can understand taking the headboard but was her robe really necessary?

~NSHA

They had to compromise.

With all this talk of the bath salts zombie apocalypse going around, I think I'm going to play it safe and get me one of these!

With the sacred tarp-mumu of ancient Lapland, the wearer traditionally wears naught but a mankini underneath. Let's be glad the times have changed.

~NSHA

The basket on the tricycle, for men who do the hunting and gathering (read: grocery shopping).

~Not-"Not So Handy Andy" Jack

"Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. I don't need hater blockers, bro, I've got perma-sunglasses."

-- Helen Keller

Someone tell him tandem bicycles have two people, not two bicycles!

Not wearing a helmet: always a great plan! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Oh yeah, they better brake all right!

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