In times of doubt, check the tapes. The internet is brimming with fake reviews, as well as wonderful responses from the companies themselves. What we haven't seen is someone give such a detailed, minute-by-minute account of the reviewer's visit. This is some very thorough destruction.
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We're not really sure who's in the right here. Jeff could just be a Yelp troll, but his complaint doesn't seem to be all that crazy. Vinny seems to be getting a little over-defensive for someone who's telling the truth, but either way it's a fun read. Is "fart guy baby" a popular insult somewhere?
Why do these toxic cretins take it upon themselves to dampen the reputation of a perfectly fine and dandy restaurant? Nothing warms our heart like their bullshit getting called out.
We can't explain why, but people absolutely love lying online. They lie about themselves, their families, local businesses and even objective facts! The lies are everywhere, but that's why it feels so good to see the record get set straight.
Angry Yelp reviewers everywhere took to Donald Trump's D.C. hotels with a fiery passion following his comments about sh*thole nations. Let's just say you might think twice about booking a reservation after reading these...
If you're going to take the time to leave a scathing Yelp review for a shitty restaurant, in hopes to deter future customers from considering offering their hard-earned coin, then seriously just tell the truth. Not only does this women come across like a five star high maintenance complainer who probably made her server's life a momentary living hell; but she doesn't even do the rest of the world and the restaurant the courtesy of telling the damn truth! At least the owner struck while the iron was hot, and lashed out with a solid reply that had to have put her in her place.
Cringeworthy comedic gold. Like actually though. Yelp doesn't get enough attention for the sheer amount of passive aggressive meets outright redfaced angry hockey dad reviews people churn out in the name of steering other people they've never met away from unacceptable establishments. Granted, some of these reviews are truly helpful.
I'm not trying to taste the fiery pits of a five star pad thai hell on a plate unless I know that that chicken's been cooked to completion.
Black Mirror is happening IRL people.
Looking for a great place to take a date? Many people turn to internet services like Yelp to pre-screen their choice. This woman decided to review the locations of her past dates based solely on the date that took place. If you've ever scrolled through reviews of a theater and thought, yea it seems clean enough but does it have a photo booth to make out in? Now you'll know the important details of these choice romantic locations.
