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This is a classic example of a business owner fighting the good fight, and handling one of way too many lying reviewers that are out there, trying to ruin perfectly great establishments' reputations. This clap back from the owner really couldn't have gone any better. 

Check out more examples of liars getting called out online, over here.

Now that is how you handle a whiny, choosing beggar who didn't get what they wanted. After this choosing beggar was shut down for being an unreasonable fool, they proceeded to try and diminish the reputation of the store. Well, that backfired. They only ended up looking more ridiculous in the end. 

There's just no pleasing some people. 

It's moments like this that keep our faith in humanity going. A donut shop owner addressed a customer's angry review with nothing short of pure and unadulterated badassery. It's way easier to be nicer to each other, so let's do it more often! 

This business owner handled a whiny, lying Yelper in glorious fashion. They tried to complain about the business being "racist" and got dealt with real quick. You've got to love that ending when he goes, "if I could give you a rating you'd earn zero stars." 

We're not really sure who's in the right here. Jeff could just be a Yelp troll, but his complaint doesn't seem to be all that crazy. Vinny seems to be getting a little over-defensive for someone who's telling the truth, but either way it's a fun read. Is "fart guy baby" a popular insult somewhere?

Why do these toxic cretins take it upon themselves to dampen the reputation of a perfectly fine and dandy restaurant? Nothing warms our heart like their bullshit getting called out. 

These deceptive morons need to DO LESS. 

People who write one star reviews never seem to tell the full story, do they?

We can't explain why, but people absolutely love lying online. They lie about themselves, their families, local businesses and even objective facts! The lies are everywhere, but that's why it feels so good to see the record get set straight.

You never know when you might come across a hilariously creative and descriptive "review" on an otherwise respectable establishment. 

A waking nightmare all around here!

Nothing like an imaginative and/or comically insightful Yelp review to keep us going. 

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