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As a Yelp business owner sometimes the best way for you to deal with a lying and testy customer is to treat them with the facts. You can't argue with the facts, and you ultimately come out of the situation looking like a boss, while the customer looks like a mindless idiot. 

This business owner handled a whiny, lying Yelper in glorious fashion. They tried to complain about the business being "racist" and got dealt with real quick. You've got to love that ending when he goes, "if I could give you a rating you'd earn zero stars." 

In times of doubt, check the tapes. The internet is brimming with fake reviews, as well as wonderful responses from the companies themselves. What we haven't seen is someone give such a detailed, minute-by-minute account of the reviewer's visit. This is some very thorough destruction.

We're not really sure who's in the right here. Jeff could just be a Yelp troll, but his complaint doesn't seem to be all that crazy. Vinny seems to be getting a little over-defensive for someone who's telling the truth, but either way it's a fun read. Is "fart guy baby" a popular insult somewhere?

Why do these toxic cretins take it upon themselves to dampen the reputation of a perfectly fine and dandy restaurant? Nothing warms our heart like their bullshit getting called out. 

These deceptive morons need to DO LESS. 

People who write one star reviews never seem to tell the full story, do they?

We can't explain why, but people absolutely love lying online. They lie about themselves, their families, local businesses and even objective facts! The lies are everywhere, but that's why it feels so good to see the record get set straight.

You never know when you might come across a hilariously creative and descriptive "review" on an otherwise respectable establishment. 

Nothing like an imaginative and/or comically insightful Yelp review to keep us going. 

Angry Yelp reviewers everywhere took to Donald Trump's D.C. hotels with a fiery passion following his comments about sh*thole nations. Let's just say you might think twice about booking a reservation after reading these...

If you're going to take the time to leave a scathing Yelp review for a shitty restaurant, in hopes to deter future customers from considering offering their hard-earned coin, then seriously just tell the truth. Not only does this women come across like a five star high maintenance complainer who probably made her server's life a momentary living hell; but she doesn't even do the rest of the world and the restaurant the courtesy of telling the damn truth! At least the owner struck while the iron was hot, and lashed out with a solid reply that had to have put her in her place.