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We're not really sure who's in the right here. Jeff could just be a Yelp troll, but his complaint doesn't seem to be all that crazy. Vinny seems to be getting a little over-defensive for someone who's telling the truth, but either way it's a fun read. Is "fart guy baby" a popular insult somewhere?

Why do these toxic cretins take it upon themselves to dampen the reputation of a perfectly fine and dandy restaurant? Nothing warms our heart like their bullshit getting called out. 

These deceptive morons need to DO LESS. 

People who write one star reviews never seem to tell the full story, do they?

We can't explain why, but people absolutely love lying online. They lie about themselves, their families, local businesses and even objective facts! The lies are everywhere, but that's why it feels so good to see the record get set straight.

You never know when you might come across a hilariously creative and descriptive "review" on an otherwise respectable establishment. 

Nothing like an imaginative and/or comically insightful Yelp review to keep us going. 

Angry Yelp reviewers everywhere took to Donald Trump's D.C. hotels with a fiery passion following his comments about sh*thole nations. Let's just say you might think twice about booking a reservation after reading these...