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These shameless employees are walking on thin ice...

There might be a couple job openings after this. We just hope everything worked out alright for Melissa. 

These people couldn't care less, and it's glorious. They perfected the exit strategy. 

Definitely NOT what they signed up for....

Turns out that soda in the water cup isn't as sketch as you thought. 

The world sure is full of characters.

You can't make this sh*t up. This immaculate, far-fetched Twitter thread will forever be the gift that keeps on giving. We're glad they were able to track down the culprit by the tale's end. 

Everything makes sense now...

Sometimes it's worth sticking it out, and sometimes it is ABSOLUTELY not. 

In all fairness the text from the unknown number is pretty aggressive. Hopefully they can laugh this one off. 

This guy's got the kind of coworker that sounds (easily) worse than most. The revenge that follows seems like it might've been inevitable. 

Sure, anyone can jump out of a plane or go whitewater rafting. But it's the real daredevils who browse dank memes while their boss is 4 feet away.

Keep an eye out for these red flags during your next job interview. This sh*t is NOT okay, by any measure. 

Many of us have fallen prey to those "rules" in the workplace or school that only end up inspiring more chaos than anything else. Hopefully none of these ring a bell for anything you've had encountered amidst the work-grind. 

Never underestimate the sheer, staggering randomness of the knowledge you stand to pick up from past gigs!