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This tale of discovery and morally grounded action, traces back 23-years-ago, when a man named Gabriel lost his ID on a beach in Jamaica. Fast forward to present day, and we have John Hickey, sharing the story we have now, about his brother-in-law (Gabriel) having the ID returned to him after a series of surprising text messages. 

A+ for effort. This dude might've inspired a full-on movement. 

Your brain is capable of amazing things like calculating complex equations and experiencing empathy. That said, it is also afraid of the color red, can be tricked into thinking it's drunk, and would rather experience pain than boredom.

Rule #1 of Tinder: If you can tell the best dad joke, you will one day get to become a dad.

These are oddly satisfying. 

The Chosen One would like you to have a marshmallow. Seriously though, this one's a nice shot to the feels. Ninja's busy cutting onions in here, man. 

This dude's a SAINT. 

Gene has tons of knowledge and a sweet collection of old stuff. He even hand-builds model ships! Gene is also totally down to show off his cool stuff and tell stories.

Think today's fantasy writing is just too dramatic and well written? @AwfulFantasy makes sure there's something for you.

Sometimes people need a quick reminder that the online world is NOT a place for their blatant BS.

Seems like she still isn't over it after all those sales...

Sometimes the depths of someone's laziness can end up inspiring true works of genius. These people did it right, while giving zero f**k's along the way.