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A good old-fashioned poetic revenge tale right here folks. "Steve" the shady shift supervisor had this revenge coming his way, for sure! Sounds like he was rocking all kinds of red flags at the café. I mean, how exactly was he supporting a family for so many years on that kind of pay, without stealing? Sounds like many folks out there have had their experience working with someone like Steve in this scenario. You know, the longtime employee who makes their seemingly meaningless job aggressively important by getting on everyone's shit all the time. 

This is an actual rollercoaster ride. What better way to honor your dad than to tell one badass story about his final stand against a big business takeover. All would've worked out just fine if it weren't for those damn meddling kids. 

Why'd he have to go and make us feel emotions! It hurts. 

This motel handled a blatant BS-riddled review in glorious fashion, by bringing the actual backstory into the picture. We're not sure what compels these lying reviewers to try and stain the reputation of upstanding establishments, but we sure do love it when the owners call the liars out on their BS. 

What a powerful and hilarious way to handle the paralyzing nuisance of a wave of intrusive thoughts. Nobody likes to hear that voice in the back of their head telling them to check the garage door or stove for the third, fourth, eh fifth time, cause you can never be too sure. In this case, the Tumblr thread works to assign funny personalities to those troubling intrusive thoughts. Seems like a pretty effective way to handle the situation. 

At least the internet had a good time with this one! This cat is absolutely aware of how it looks, and will likely hate dad forever. 

After being put on a waiting list for way too long and seeing his wife blown off by incompetent healthcare administration, this guy took the matter into his own hands, with some creative emailing and the use of telemarketing software. The world is full of people complying maliciously, like this IT guy who came up with a masterful plan after being told he had to work on vacation.

What starts as a fiery dispute between neighbors quickly evolves into what looks like a beautiful, blossoming friendship between two Cubs fans. If only all neighbor wars worked out like this. 

Sometimes it feels like work takes up more of our free time than it should, and sadly, not many of us are given an opportunity to actually do anything about it. When this guy's self-titled "boss" told him that he'd have to work on vacation, he figured out a way to get what he wanted and also make it more miserable for the jerk who tried to tell him what to do. Check this out for a story of a guy who got petty email revenge on the company that fired him.

Who cares if this one's real or not. The entertainment value is there! And if it's in fact based on real events, we haven't seen this kind of awe-inspiring nuclear revenge story since the bully landlord got it in the end with another savage nuclear revenge.

The key thing to note here is that Twitter user @PapaBoardslide, has since clarified that this was a job he quit 2 years ago. This is not a case of mindlessly idiotic self-snitching. Instead, a moment of gloating for a massive past victory. Gotta love when someone uses Photoshop to pull off the win. 

These lucky people all found themselves less than seconds, or in some cases inches away from complete and utter destruction. It really makes you feel deep thoughts about the delicate balance in which all our lives hang. And also it's effin' wild. For stupid people who things didn't perfectly work out for, check out these utter morons who deserve darwin awards.

You never know what's gonna happen on dating apps. Okay, most of the time you're gonna have a crappy conversation until one of you stops responding. But you never truly know what's gonna happen out there and start wooing people with terrible puns. For more outrageousness from the dating world, here's some more funny tinder profiles.

Your Hump Day could use a little wisdom. Open your mind to all the knowledge in this post, and let it wash over you. Dare to be enlightened.