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"That is why you need to stay in school", set the stage for a very well-articulated and seemingly necessary verbal takedown from a young man who simply wasn't going to let an inconsiderate mother paint an unfair image of him. 

Adam seems like a swell dude. 

Faith in humanity temporariily restored. 

These people were fast on their feet and ready to deliver a hilarious, comedic punch to some bizarre wrong number texts. 

This (luckily) unnamed moron needs to find a new place to go and weave their shameless web of blatant lies, cause this owner ain't having ANY of it. 

Salesman of the decade! We want to buy everything from this guy. Word has it he successfully sold the thing, too.