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Tinder Triumphs And Failures Of Epic Proportions

Tinder is an bottomless pit of hopeless romantics and cheesy pickup line peddlers all playing around with one another, and on occasion, taking it seriously. You're just as apt to find yourself in the middle of an absolutely absurd conversation, as you are in one with someone who seems like they could actually be a meaningful connection. These triumphs and failures didn't fail to keep us entertained in the slightest. 

A collection of wins and fails from different people on Tinder | Rachel, 20 1 mile away active 14 minutes ago About Rachel tbh just want get some free chipotle out this | Samantha, 21 7 miles away Active 1 day ago Standing tall at 5'2 want do adult things with whispers* taxes *panting softly* pay mortgage *moans* make sure turned off all lights, our utility bill fucking $300 this month
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Dad Takes Revenge On Snow Plow With Steel Mailbox

Dad took just the kind of revenge that warms our hearts. It was clever and successful, and the look on the snow plow driver's face must've been one of pure stress and wonder. Beautiful stuff. 

Dad takes a revenge on a snow plow with a steel mailbox | aerylon This reminds this guy who used live on my dad's street. Every time snowed snow plow would take out his mailbox and only his mail box. And just be clear done intentionally. No one knows why, but driver snow plow would target his box and mow down. He'd call DOT complain, and would get an earful excuses amounted not our fault have wimpy mailbox Fast forward next winter. First decent snow starts falling, and every kid is hoping snow
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Dad Pulls Ultimate Prank On Daughter From Afar

Ah, yes. A lovely game of pinch and punch between a loving dad and his daughter, ends up making for quite the funny and feel good story. It sounds like dad manages to pull off the ultimate power move prank from afar, and leaves his daughter in a state of blissful acceptance that he did it. Pretty awesome. Well done, dad. 

Dad pulls the ultimate prank on his daughter from afar, during their game of pinch and punch | Bridie Connell @BridieKConnell 16h 27897 4.4K Right. So my dad and are both very competitive/stubborn have been locked battle pinch and punch, first day month years. 15 years be exact. Neither us remember started.
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It would be so dang cool to find one of these out in the wild. They look like real life treasures. 

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Clever Comebacks From Witty Masters Of Words

We love a good old clever comeback. You know, when someone drops the kind of retort that the person on the receiving end of it, never saw coming. From there, a sweet silence and deep appreciation might ensue. Sometimes folks assemble words in such a way with just the kind of impeccable timing that the comeback is a true display of mastery. These folks certainly nailed it. 

A collection of clever comebacks that just nailed it | alex @bahayogi Actually, soaps do help virus is self-assembled nanoparticle and weakest link is lipid bilayer wash hands with soap dissolves fatty membrane and virus falls apart thus becoming "inactive Please wash hands. TheeSkinnyLegend TM @MyLifeAsR 1d Fun fact: antiBACTERIAL soaps kill 99.9 bacteria, do nothing against VIRUSES. And corona is fact VIRUS | RainnWilson @rainnwilson decided stop using toilet paper. 9:23 PM 3/18/20 Twitter
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Dude's Cardboard Signs Are Nuggets Of Wisdom

Shoutout to Dude With A Sign, and his commitment toward spreading awareness about various parts of life that we can get so caught up in, that we don't realize how silly it is. Plus, he drops some solid ideas, while telling people to wash their dang hands, and pointing out that elbow bumps are the new handshakes. 

Guy's funny cardboard signs are relatable and full of practical life advice | man in green shirt and sunglasses holding a cardboard sign Elbow Bumps Are New Handshakes | Stop Forgetting Venmo
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Guy Gets Sweet Padlock Revenge on Gym Thief

It's rare that you get to catch your thief with their pants down like this, and this dude made a quick judgement call on some very suitable petty revenge. People get some great revenge on theives who can't respect other people's stuff, like this guy who got back at his thieving roommate with a usb booby trap or this guy who got revenge on his food stealing roommate with a habanero cake.

Guy gets revenge on gym thief by locking his clothes in a locker | r/pettyrevenge Posted by u/itdoesntmattermybro 5 days ago poor thieving technique gym locker room backfires. One morning at gym put my beats headphones over one coat hooks above central bench, then covered them with my jacket got changed, put my bag locker, and went work out, forgetting put both my jacket and headphones away bad kind thing.
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Tony Hawk goes around shouting, "do a kickflip!" at kids, from his car. Perhaps most amazing of all is that so many of them have no idea who he is. Tony Hawk really rocks the strangest level of fame.

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Chef Gets Hired by Law Firm to Foil Security Guard

This chef was just trying to deliver some food to a law firm as usual when the power-tripping security guard got in the way. Luckily things got sorted out. For another work story, here's an Australian engineer who let a farm owner destroy his own car.

A Chef delivering food to a law firm gets hired and fired to get by the rules of the security guard | r/IDontWorkHerelady Posted by u/Ars-Torok 8 hours ago 4 day hired and fired law firm XXXL Not sure if this one belongs here, but hope enjoy anyway. So this is about five years ago worked as chef at bakery my job make everything but baked goods. Every morning Baker and would walk at about 4 am and knock out all food needed day. This would leave ready go home around 10 AM or so. This put us at
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Facebook Scammer Loses To Logic

This Facebook scammer wasn't ready to contend with the power of logic. If anything, this interaction could serve as a helpful guide for other people out there to employ, when they find themselves facing a scammer who's trying to get away with some stupid BS. Enough with all the scamming, people!

Facebook scammer loses to a user's logic | Amanda Pablo Hi am interested paid video post on page will provide page related content will surely increase page's reach and will pay am using facebook ads on videos. let know if interested. Hello are interested?
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Gotta love the response from the Chino Valley Unified School District, amidst the storm of cancellations due to the Coronavirus. They decided to put on the show, remotely, and the results are beautiful. Check out the CDC for rolling updates on the status of the Coronavirus. 

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Electrician Gets Technical Revenge on Malicious IT Manager

Here's the story of how one electrician used some McGuyver-like work to undo a rule breaking tool. It gets pretty technical. For more intriguing technical stories of destruction, here's how this guy let a farm owner destroy his own car.

ProRevenge Reddit post getting revenge against manager | r/ProRevenge Posted by u/OlderSparky 4 hours ago 3 Sysadmin pissed off just wanted get him fired Sparkies Tale. Over years, my job has been pretty diverse enjoy all Master Electrician and Instrumentation work, but building and maintaining networks has been joy as well. There are so many pretty blinking lights. All testing and commissioning tools are fun play with as well. There are also lasers. One thing never gets old is seeing people's
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Navy Operations Officer Pulls Laziest Move Ever

A true American hero. You know you've made it when you're directing a mob of people to steer a giant mass of steel for the sole purpose of getting the sun out of your face, while you go about enjoying your bagel. All in a day's work. 

Navy operations officer pulls off an impressively lazy move | is laziest thing ever done once on US military ship, having breakfast wardroom (officers lounge Operations Officer (OPS) walks This guy definition NOT morning person; he's still half asleep, bleary eyed basically zombie with bagel. He sits down across eat his bagel and is just barely conscious. My back is outboard side ship, and morning sun is blazing one portholes putting big bright-ass circle light right on his barely conscious face
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Via @viticci
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Now that's a fun way to respond that doesn't include full panic. Right on, Italy!

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Some people might find this dude's mission (a successful one at that) to spy on scammers more satisfying than ASMR. Jim is truly a hero of some kind. 

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With the kickass instrumentals of Lemmy with Motörhead and the powerful vocals by James Brown, this mashup works better than you'd think. And it gets extra points for that little Ace of Spades part.