Marriage counselors say that over 90% of marital problems involve throw pillows.
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She's so excited to give him an early Valentine's Day gift, but we're not sure if they'll still be together by then.
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If you're ever giving a public thank you, make it easy on yourself and thank two people: God and your mother.
Otherwise, you can end up like Anas Mohammed, a Ghanaian pro soccer player, and thank one too many. After winning "Man of the Match" in a game last week, Anas said the following in a post-game interview:
"Thank you for this, I appreciate my fans. My wife and girlfriend...I mean my wife, sorry to say."
"My wife, sorry to say" is, handsdown, the funniest way to introduce your wife. But even better than that is his follow up.
But he didn't stop there. After blowing that right out of the water, Anas double -downed on the weirdness of this interview by saying, ""My family knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That's what I was talking about. I don't have a girlfriend."
Anas! Stop. Giving. Interviews.
I know that you really want to thank your sidepiece, but you also don't have to cover it up by saying you were talking about your daughter. It's not a good look.
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This prank scales pretty far up there on the painful kind of cringeworthy prank category. Poor dude thinks he's just laid eyes on another man's wife, and you can see the clear frightened state of shock it throws him into.
I didn't even write that with the intention of it being clickbaitish whatsoever, dude. Honestly, this saddening saga is violently brutal. Unreal. For sure got a literal clench in my gut as the story worked up to the devastating ending when yes, he discovers his wife was impregnated by Darrel, some engaged dude. Oh, a quick by the way, but she couldn't even spell that guy's name right. Read at your own peril, cause this shit might color you seven kinds of enraged.
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In other news, this man probably doesn’t have a wife anymore.
People love drones, which are fancy electric helicopters you can stick a GoPro on.
One really nice and clearly supportive husband decided to test out his fancy helicopter by landing it on his wife’s back — not thinking about how those blades would react to hair. Spoiler: It doesn’t play nice with hair. Then, in a perfect storm of drone misconduct, their daughter took the remote and, well, things went from bad to very bad.
According to Mashable, “Sheena only had to cut out a small piece of knotted hair, while her husband was cut on the hand by the flying hair deathtrap. She warns that these things could seriously hurt someone.”
Could've been worse. Case in point:
Simon O'Kane put his wife Leandra up for sale on eBay with a detailed list of pros and cons of the potential investment.
The couple, who is from Wakefield, Yorkshire, have a history of pranking one another. On this occasion, Simon's prank was inspired when his wife was unsympathetic after he complained about feeling unwell.
Bids reached a whopping £65,880 within two days before the auction was inevitably pulled from eBay.
Redditor michaelsiemsen found the perfect way to hold onto all of the useless stuff in his garage his wife wouldn't let him throw away.
"For the past two years, anything sitting in our garage that the wife says we can't get rid of, I've hung as "art" in our otherwise useless front room" -- michaelsiemsen
