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This one's been around for a while, and it's still sad as ever. "It's got that medicinal quality to it..."

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The Funny and Sometimes Aggravating Reality of Marriage in 30 Tweets

If you've been in a long term relationship, you know that seeing that same person's face every day can come with challenges. You've gotta learn to get used to each others quirks or get really great at apologizing if you wan to stand spending the rest of your lives together. People's thoughts on marriage never end, so here are more funny tweets about marriage that are too real.

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Man On Holiday In New Zealand, Lives To Regret Taking His Wife Adventuring Up The World's Steepest Street

This vacationing couple's expedition up what he's called the world's steepest street, is brimming with hysterical hyperventilating and fitful punches of wife fury. Considering the context he provided; it sounds like the journey was destined for this kind of climactic fallout. Dude, she doesn't like heights. You proceed to ascend a terribly steep hill? This is what happens. This TIFU story is entirely the husband's fault, and he knows it. 

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Woman Tries To Hide Email Receipt For Some Fancy Underwear, Discovers Incoming Engagement Ring

This woman's intentions were nothing but romantically pure when she set out to buy some fancy underwear for her partner, and in the process discovered evidence of an incoming engagement ring, when she was trying to hide her own evidence. While it's a bit of a bummer on the surprise front, it's still sweet and full of love. A good old wholesome TIFU for a change. 

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Guy Asks Internet If He's Wrong for Not Wanting to Adopt Stepdaughters He Helped Raise

When faced with a tough decision, it's helpful to get another opinion. This guy wanted to know if he was wrong to not want to adopt his stepdaughters, and people had a lot of well-thought out opinions on the matter. The internet has tough questions, like this guy who asked if he was a jerk for disowning his sister for marrying his childhood bully.

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25 Relatable Tweets for Those Tolerating Marital Bliss

Man, people tweet about marriage a lot. Many people in this world are married, which means tons of people have a lot of the same thoughts and feelings about the blissful institution. Married people, and really anyone in a long term relationship, are likely to relate to the silly and dumb problems these people are putting up with on a daily basis.

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25 Funny Marriage Tweets That Hit Close to Home

They talk about "for better and for worse" but they don't really mention the 90% of the time in between where you just do things that are big enough to get on each others nerves but too small to make a deal about. Here are some relatable observations people in long term relationships will feel sum things up pretty well. For more, here are a ton of tweets about marriage that are too real.

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Man Wants To Give His Ex-Wife Some Of His Lottery Winnings Despite Angry Girlfriend

This guy asked the people of Reddit whether or not he's a jerk for sharing his lottery winnings with his ex-wife despite his angry girlfriend. Many folks seem to be expressing an opinion that he's in fact not the asshole in this equation. They suggest it's his money, and his right to do with it as he sees fit. 

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Guy Suspects Wife Is Cheating, She's Actually Going to Denny's to Use The Toilet

You really hope this shit is real. It would take a herculean amount of willful ignorance not to notice that your significant other is leaving the house every time they need to use the bathroom, but to be fair, some couples are actually really, really terrible at communication. For those of you who like toilet stories and completely lack class, here's a hilarious airplane bathroom story.

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Mohammed Anas got caught up in one cringeworthy fail during an interview where he thanked his wife and his girlfriend. He went on to deny any claims of infidelity, and said that "everyone knows I call my daughter my girlfriend." Uhh, I don't think that's what you meant, my dude. 

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30 Marriage and Parenting Jokes and Memes for the Overwhelmed

Relationships are work. That would be perfectly fine if parenting wasn't work also. And also if regular work wasn't work. Kids will have meltdowns for dumb reasons and spouses will never learn where you keep the good plates, but that's life. Anyway, the takeaway is that everything is work but it's probably rewarding or something and here's some jokes.

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27 Marriage Tweets to Laugh Your Mild Exasperation Away

While it seems unhealthy that marriage is a thing that is meant to be "tolerated," you'd be hard-pressed to find any married person that doesn't have a single humorous criticism about their relationship. Here are some all-to-real jokes people have found about themselves and their partner. For more, here are some marriage tweets that are too real.

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Man's Wife Cheats On Him With His Best Friend, So He Revenges So Hard They Self-Destruct

This man found himself in the middle of a heartbreaking and plain old brutal situation. His wife went and cheating on him with his best friend, a friend who was like family to him. So, he channeled all that righteous rage into executing one ruthless, advanced revenge. He didn't even dirty his hands in the process. 

If you're in the mood for more pro revenge drama, check out the marine who scammed a scammer in a masterful revenge of his own over here!

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Man Asks Internet If He's Rude For Calling Out His Brother For Controlling His Future Wife

The internet had this guy's back! Sounds like his brother was rocking all kinds of red flags when it came to being controlling over the guy's future wife. What a nightmare! 

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