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30 Funny Marriage Tweets to Let You Know That You're Not Alone

Everyone's relationship is a little different, but many of the more humorous struggles married people go through are very similar. Here are some jokes people found themselves living through. If you want more marriage jokes, then here are 41 tweets about marriage that are too real.

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Dude Asks The Internet If He Can Kick His Pregnant Wife Out

This question was bound to strike a chord. Sounds like this guy's wife fell down some kind of rage-fueled rabbit's hole amidst her pregnancy. Do you think he's in the wrong for asking this question, or is his thinking well-warranted? 

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Dude Gets Misidentified as Total Pervert While Taking Picture of Wife's Butt

If there's any time to be caught in a compromising position, a huge book store is not a good place for it. Sometimes people can just be victims of terrible timing. It's anyone's nightmare to be publicly called out for a crime, especially one that could get you on a registry somewhere. 

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35 People Share The Most Laughably Stupid Thing Their Significant Other Has Said or Done

When you spend a lot of time with someone, you're bound to hear them say some real dumb crap. Luckily, we're inclined to forgive the people we love for the mindless things they say and do. In most cases. We're not sure how some of these people rationalized staying with people who seem this dumb. If you like stories about people saying dumb stuff, here's some more.

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25 Alarmingly Honest, Occasionally Brutal, Sometimes Wholesome, Tweets About Marriage

These tweets are brimming with the imperfections and brutal truths and painful beauty of a relationship between two individuals. While marriage is not essential to experience these moments, these tweets are intended to represent parts of different married couple's lives; and you might still relate to it, as someone floating through life, non-committed, and just doing your own thing. That being said you're more likely to encounter some of these experiences, in a marriage! 

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Guy Lives With His Wife In Darkness For 6 Years Until He Makes Hilariously Obvious Discovery

This story made me literally smack my forehead. I can't imagine how the guy felt after 6 years of living in the dark (literally and metaphorically). There's a moral to this story children: check everything at least 3 times before writing it off. Hell, make it 4 times. This is the most annoying of TIFU stories and if this happened to me I'd never get over how easily the problem could have been solved.


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16 Divorced People Painfully Share What They Should Have Asked Their Ex Before Getting Married

Marriage could be the biggest decision you make in your life. Here's what these people now know what they should've asked, in hindsight.

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25 More Funny Tweets About Marriage

Marriage counselors say that you should always take responsibility for what you do in your significant other's dreams. 

Take a look at some more Funny Tweets here. 

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Guy's Wife Asks For "Generic Birthday" and He Over-Delivers

It's a good reminder that at no point was he technically wrong. She will either get the joke or hate it. 

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11 Ways People Screwed Over Their Ex During A Divorce

Some of these methods are a mere inconvenience while others are life-shattering. This is spitefulness at its worst.

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Nice Husband Asks Why Company His Wife Worked For, For 11 Years Fired Her, And Things Escalated To Hilariously Epic Proportions

For whatever reason tons of easily angered social media-using cretins have flocked to demand outright justice for Brad's newly fired wife. The people have spoken Cracker Barrel. It's time to 'unfire' Brad's wife, now. For the meanwhile though, let's enjoy the incessant, and endless procession of solid trollworthy jabs. 

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