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Guy Suspects Wife Is Cheating, She's Actually Going to Denny's to Use The Toilet

You really hope this shit is real. It would take a herculean amount of willful ignorance not to notice that your significant other is leaving the house every time they need to use the bathroom, but to be fair, some couples are actually really, really terrible at communication. For those of you who like toilet stories and completely lack class, here's a hilarious airplane bathroom story.

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Mohammed Anas got caught up in one cringeworthy fail during an interview where he thanked his wife and his girlfriend. He went on to deny any claims of infidelity, and said that "everyone knows I call my daughter my girlfriend." Uhh, I don't think that's what you meant, my dude. 

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30 Marriage and Parenting Jokes and Memes for the Overwhelmed

Relationships are work. That would be perfectly fine if parenting wasn't work also. And also if regular work wasn't work. Kids will have meltdowns for dumb reasons and spouses will never learn where you keep the good plates, but that's life. Anyway, the takeaway is that everything is work but it's probably rewarding or something and here's some jokes.

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27 Marriage Tweets to Laugh Your Mild Exasperation Away

While it seems unhealthy that marriage is a thing that is meant to be "tolerated," you'd be hard-pressed to find any married person that doesn't have a single humorous criticism about their relationship. Here are some all-to-real jokes people have found about themselves and their partner. For more, here are some marriage tweets that are too real.

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Man's Wife Cheats On Him With His Best Friend, So He Revenges So Hard They Self-Destruct

This man found himself in the middle of a heartbreaking and plain old brutal situation. His wife went and cheating on him with his best friend, a friend who was like family to him. So, he channeled all that righteous rage into executing one ruthless, advanced revenge. He didn't even dirty his hands in the process. 

If you're in the mood for more pro revenge drama, check out the marine who scammed a scammer in a masterful revenge of his own over here!

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Man Asks Internet If He's Rude For Calling Out His Brother For Controlling His Future Wife

The internet had this guy's back! Sounds like his brother was rocking all kinds of red flags when it came to being controlling over the guy's future wife. What a nightmare! 

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30 Funny Marriage Tweets to Let You Know That You're Not Alone

Everyone's relationship is a little different, but many of the more humorous struggles married people go through are very similar. Here are some jokes people found themselves living through. If you want more marriage jokes, then here are 41 tweets about marriage that are too real.

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Dude Asks The Internet If He Can Kick His Pregnant Wife Out

This question was bound to strike a chord. Sounds like this guy's wife fell down some kind of rage-fueled rabbit's hole amidst her pregnancy. Do you think he's in the wrong for asking this question, or is his thinking well-warranted? 

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Dude Gets Misidentified as Total Pervert While Taking Picture of Wife's Butt

If there's any time to be caught in a compromising position, a huge book store is not a good place for it. Sometimes people can just be victims of terrible timing. It's anyone's nightmare to be publicly called out for a crime, especially one that could get you on a registry somewhere. 

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35 People Share The Most Laughably Stupid Thing Their Significant Other Has Said or Done

When you spend a lot of time with someone, you're bound to hear them say some real dumb crap. Luckily, we're inclined to forgive the people we love for the mindless things they say and do. In most cases. We're not sure how some of these people rationalized staying with people who seem this dumb. If you like stories about people saying dumb stuff, here's some more.

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25 Alarmingly Honest, Occasionally Brutal, Sometimes Wholesome, Tweets About Marriage

These tweets are brimming with the imperfections and brutal truths and painful beauty of a relationship between two individuals. While marriage is not essential to experience these moments, these tweets are intended to represent parts of different married couple's lives; and you might still relate to it, as someone floating through life, non-committed, and just doing your own thing. That being said you're more likely to encounter some of these experiences, in a marriage! 

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Guy Lives With His Wife In Darkness For 6 Years Until He Makes Hilariously Obvious Discovery

This story made me literally smack my forehead. I can't imagine how the guy felt after 6 years of living in the dark (literally and metaphorically). There's a moral to this story children: check everything at least 3 times before writing it off. Hell, make it 4 times. This is the most annoying of TIFU stories and if this happened to me I'd never get over how easily the problem could have been solved.


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16 Divorced People Painfully Share What They Should Have Asked Their Ex Before Getting Married

Marriage could be the biggest decision you make in your life. Here's what these people now know what they should've asked, in hindsight.

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25 More Funny Tweets About Marriage

Marriage counselors say that you should always take responsibility for what you do in your significant other's dreams. 

Take a look at some more Funny Tweets here. 

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