waitress

Apparently slinging grimy, sauce-crusted dishes while dealing with predictably testy patrons at her local restaurant just wasn't getting it done. The only logical next step was 'vaguely' whoreing herself out as a sugar baby, which is quite the lucrative career. I quote our Sugar Baby of the hour, “I did buy a bra that was $500”. Yo, that's well outside the min wage/tip jar budget, so if that's what gets her off in this crazy little thing called life...well, then have at it.

I'm feeling for the poor boyfriend in this situation that's just one more bedazzled, $500 bra away from full-fledged cuckolding. 

From the YouTube description:

A Chinese diner was shocked to find a cockroach in his salad but was even more blown away when the waitress he complained to said it was "very normal" and devoured the bug to prove it was safe.

Businessman Zhang Yen made the stomach-turning discovery at the Jinsha Era Plaza hotel restaurant in the western Chinese city of Chengdu, Metro reports.

When the diner told his 39-year-old waitress about the extremely fresh but unwanted side dish she reportedly failed to see what the big deal was.

The waitress reportedly told him that bugs turned up in salads all the time.

"No matter which restaurant you go to, you will always find cockroaches in the food," she is quoted as saying.

"It is very normal."

The stand-off came to a surreal conclusion when the no-nonsense food server then picked up the insect and popped it in her mouth to prove eating bugs won't kill you.

Mr Zhang then paid his bill and left the eatery in disbelief.

"The man was upset from the beginning because he didn't get his muffin in a timely manner."

I'm surprised he didn't call his lawyer, because he seems just about that finnicky.

Submitter sez: "I can't believe this stupid b**ch let me tattoo this on her! I tattooed this on the girl im banging. At least I did it for free, right?"

Skill level: Kellnerin ("waitress").